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The Aristocrats

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by DETO, Feb 27, 2006.

  1. DETO

    DETO 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 25, 2002 Messages: 11,316 Likes Received: 138
    A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

    The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."

    The father says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."

    The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."




    ... (enter your version here)






    For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

    And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"
     
  2. AlwaysBombin

    AlwaysBombin Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 22, 2003 Messages: 1,090 Likes Received: 0
    This movie was definately worth my time

    I'll add a version later when I have more of the above forementioned time
     
  3. Yellow Feets

    Yellow Feets Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 10, 2004 Messages: 1,958 Likes Received: 0
    Uh, Team Handsome for life.
     
  4. DETO

    DETO 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 25, 2002 Messages: 11,316 Likes Received: 138
    for those who don't know about "The Aristocrats" here is a little information on "the joke"
     
  5. decu goldyn1

    decu goldyn1 Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 24, 2001 Messages: 1,098 Likes Received: 1
    aww come on, how ya gonna start it without one of your own?

    I had one that I was making up while watching the movie, never wrote it down though. I think that would be a lot harder.
     
  6. DETO

    DETO 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 25, 2002 Messages: 11,316 Likes Received: 138
    i started to type it, but got writers block. i have it saved on word, i'll try and finish it.
     
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