posted by mapo wc

"that lady sleeping standing up..

Heres how it was invented.

Some American went over there with a broke leg. And was on crutches. So he lost a crutch on the subway. So the chinese were like 'ching chong! wha da fook is dis?! hong kong phoooo!!' since they were so short the top came up to their chin, and the regular sized American it went to his armpit like it should. So they thought ' hong soo thai ta ting toot! I poot it unda mah chin! ching chang!' Then the guy fell asleep. And some chinese punk kids came and took his wallet on the subway when he was asleep. So to make his money back he mass produced american crutches and tried to sell them to the people. but only that one chick bought it. and she fell asleep on the subway with it and missed her stop. that caused her to be late for work and she lost her job. word got out that those things were cursed and nobody ever bought one again. the guy selling them had to make his money doing gay scat porn. and that chick? well, we've all seen that one photo of the chick shooting diarrhea out of her ass, you make the connection. Oh and what happened to the punk kids you ask? They lived happily ever after. And spent that guys money on some paint, because they were punks, get it? ::rain main voice:: Definitely a bad invention, definitely a bad invention

Damn Im bored, and tired. I hope someone got a chuckle out of all that nonsense, haha."

-soon to become another fine member of the US army.

well thats nice to know

i dunno this is probably my first serious post but it really saddens me.

no wonder someone as ignorant as mapo turns to the army for whatever reasons, but its so bullshit that someone would be willing to kill another over nothing.. mapo, do you even know why wars are fought nowadays??

during the early 1950's guatamala held some of their first ever democratic elections and Jacobo Arbenz Guzman won. he took up office and introduced a series of social and economic reforms. for those of you that dont know, in guatamala, 2% of the population hold more then 70% of the land. this new government introduced several new programs including a hydroelectric plant, a highway to the coast, and a port. this might not sound like much to americans but it all revolved around a new public-works programs which enabled the poor to get jobs that would allow them to transcend the farm work that was keeping they're country poor.

this interfered with several monopolies owned by the UNited Fruit Company, which controlled most of the land and most of the politicians (through corruption and bribery). After the presidetn of Guatamaala signed a new law that introduced an income tax that enabled the workers rights, the right to strike, minimum wage, etc...

naturally, the fruit company did not like this, so with help from the US (under economic obligations i.e, BRIBERY, or the politicians like to call it DONATING) and the CIA, the US openly demanded a condemnation of the Arbenz government. so basically if they refused, US would crush them, as thye have done so many times, using drones like mapo. Arbenz had no choice but to surrender.

you need to ask yourself, if the united fruit company and US didnt intervene, would guatamala still be a "third world" country today? would it still be one of the worlds most poorest countries?

and even though the result is awful, some of these nations dont go under as peacefully, and idiots like mapo are tricked into killing and dying for the benefit of the rich and corrupt.

Calm the fuck down.

That story thing I posted was just me being stupid. That shit was like almost 1am and I decided just to fuck around with a stupid story, damn. So now you think the Chinese comments make me ignorant? The ignorant shit was part of the joke. Stop being so damn PC. It wasnt meant to be taken seriously, shit.

And the Army shit. I have no idea of what you just said is true or not. I have no clue about what the fuck goes on in Guatemala. Yeah that probably makes me ignorant too. But I doubt you have any clue, either. You probably read some story on some radical website or some shit and take it as gospel.

Maybe the Army will fuckin suck. Im sure it will at times at least. You think I like the fucking idea of being waken up at 4am by a drill seargant screaming at me? Then taking us out to go run miles before the sun is up in the dead of winter in Kentucky? Then stand in formation for hours on end? Do a ton of push-ups for the smallest mistake? Yeah I cant wait for 17 weeks of that.

Then I get to share a room with some stranger the size of a studio apartment. Oh and Ill be making below poverty level.

Im doing that shit because otherwise I wont be able to afford college and shit. Here, Ill make a deal with you. You pay for my college..and Ill get out of the Army. Deal?

Some American went over to africa with a broke leg. And was on crutches. So he lost a crutch on the subway. So the blacks were like 'what the fuck iz dis shit nigga? yo, i bet i can pawn dis shit an get some gold and some chicken' since they were so black the top came up to their chin, and the regular sized American it went to his armpit like it should. So they thought 'fuck yeah nigga, we finsta get some dubs up on the tractor, an we finna get the iced out tip for our spears. fuck yeah nigga, we gonna get all them nappy dug out bush bitches now!' Then the guy fell asleep. And some nigger punk kids came and took his wallet on the subway when he was asleep. So to make his money back he mass produced american crutches and tried to sell them to the people. but only that one chick bought it. and she fell asleep on the subway with it and missed her stop. that caused her to be late for work and she lost her job. word got out that those things were cursed and nobody ever bought one again. the guy selling them had to make his money doing gay scat porn. and that chick? well, we've all seen that one photo of the chick shooting diarrhea out of her ass, you make the connection. Oh and what happened to the punk kids you ask? They lived happily ever after. And spent that guys money on chicken, malt liquor, SUV's, rims, hennessey, weed and fried chicken because they were blacks, get it? ::rain main voice:: Definitely a bad invention, definitely a bad invention

how funny was that mapo? is it as cool when the jokes on your people?

Mapo you are missing the whole point.

Going to army IS a political choise.

I understand that you may have your reasons but i am sure that you could figure out another solution to solve your problems.

I wouldnt advertise it so much if i were you

You know thats just life and life for some is like the army only you dont get paid.

So its not what you are going throught its how you deal with it.

So deal with the fact that you made a choise

that means something for your life and start thinking about it, instead of acting like a victim that army is the only way of going to college.

You act the same way about knowlegde.It doesnt matter if chicken bone read that or lived it.All that matters is that he understood how these things work while reading it,and wrote a line to you so you could open your eyes to.

I am saying all this cause you dont seem stupid in general.

And another story:

During the war in vietnam american airplanes were throwing oversized condoms with a "medium" tag on the package all over vietnam in order to make vietnamese people feel that they were dealing with giants.

So the vietnamese decided to help american economy,especially the products for the criplled industry,by bringing the veterans down to their size.Its like "Muooooong traaai ccoooooooooo phoooong" when your leg gets choped off with an oversized condom in your pocket that could be usefull to carry around whats left of you.

Peace

A majority of the people I know join the army not because of political reasons, but financial. There's not too many opportunities for young latino & black kids outta high school or in their 20's for that matter. They sign up to get off the streets do some 'positive' shit, pay bills, support families, and get mom's off there back. I personally wouldn't join the army because I don't want to possibly be forced to kill someone I personally don't have beef with. But I don't think people should jump on Mapo for deciding to join the Army. No one knows the circumstances of his decision. Not all of us have job opportunities knockin' on our doors.

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"The great man is sparing in words and prodigal in deeds."

Confucius , Analects

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this is some dumb shit. he fucked up .offended someone but whats even worse adding to the problem is this shit rubbing in your face shit.. yeah im part asian while i know that post wasnt cool. sometimes people accidently say dumb shit at bad times and they dont mean any disrespect. delete this post and get over it fucking babies..

and hopefull you wont repeat the same mistake again.

I honestly wasnt saying that Chinese shit because I dont like Asians or whatever. I was just making up a stupid story as I typed it. It was a light-hearted thread and I just added something to it.

Im not acting like a victim and the Army is my only way to go to college. I was the one who didnt take schoolwork seriously enough and cant get any academic scholarships. I am sick of my home life and Im ready for a change. So living at home and going to a CC while I work is also not an option. The only other option is going off to college on my own. I would have to work and go to school. I dont think I could handle all that. Even if I did, Id be barely getting by. When I get out I can buy a car and have my own apartment. And I wont have to work..until my funds run out at least. But Ill worry about that when the time comes.

Pistol is right on. You know what just about everyone mentioned when I talked to the other people joining the military? They were doing it for college money. Not one person said 'because I want to kill'. The Army is not just a bunch of wannabe G.I. Joes who cant wait to see blood. Alot of it is regular people who just want to change their life for the better. I, too, used to be anti-military..I basically thought they were a drain on tax dollars and nothing more than killing machines. But I cant deny the oppurtunities they offer.

As for Vietnam...please. We could have fucking destroyed Vietnam. We could have dropped atomic bombs until the Air Force pilots fingers' hurt from pressing the button. If we wanted to, we could have left Vietnam as nothing more than dirt. The only reason we didnt is because we didnt want to fight Russia and some other countries who were a threat at the time. And the condoms, dont blame the whole fucking Army for that. That sounds like some soldiers just being stupid - its actually quite funny. I once laughed at my friend because his cup for baseball was size small. haha.

Originally posted by seeking innocence:

since they were so black the top came up to their chin

 

And spent that guys money on chicken, malt liquor, SUV's, rims, hennessey, weed and fried chicken because they were blacks, get it?

well those two parts were humorous. except you mentioned chicken twice. should have replaced one with watermelon, kool-aid, or grape soda.

but I didnt go nearly that far to insult the Chinese.

well, blacks really like chicken alot, i was trying to hammer home that point. and yes, your stuff was just as offensive as mine. honestly, i dont give a shit one way or the other, i just find it funny that you get so defensive of 'your people' but then find humor in dissing others. you cant really have it both ways.

the guatamala incident is common knowledge to those who are interested. US secretary of state John Dulles openly demanded a condemnation of the Arbenz-led guatamalan government.

this is just one example, there are many more.