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my niece

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by HESHIANDET, Mar 28, 2004.

  1. HESHIANDET

    HESHIANDET Guest

    was 4 when she felt chinchilla!





























    HA!
     
  2. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,505 Likes Received: 440
    I used to go skiing, but I retired.
     
  3. PalestineOne

    PalestineOne Senior Member

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    Strawberrys are good for your teeth.
     
  4. Daze One Million

    Daze One Million Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 12, 2001 Messages: 3,804 Likes Received: 0
    you need help finding your niece now too?

    wtf first jimmy and now this
     
  5. T=E=A=S=E

    T=E=A=S=E Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 27, 2004 Messages: 3,271 Likes Received: 0
    :lol:

    hesh youre straight retarded mang! funny fucker you.
     
  6. TheoHuxtable

    TheoHuxtable Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 5, 2004 Messages: 2,113 Likes Received: 1
    I often wondered why the condensation lingered on the nearby staircase. I would often arrive at work early to check on the condition of the moisture that mysteriously built up on the second step of that long stairwell. I must've cleaned it up several times with a sponge. But like clockwork, it would build up to its original form on that same second step within half an hour. There was no nearby air conditioner or water heater or refrigerator to act as a source. I never knew where it came from.
     
  7. GucciCondom

    GucciCondom Veteran Member

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    ^^ me either..but then I realized it came from the shoelace cannon that I had previously installed into my guantanamo bay nascar plaque..so its all good captain.
     
  8. TheoHuxtable

    TheoHuxtable Senior Member

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    ^^ It depends... mesh hot dog trailblazer outfits are in now, depending on whether or not flagellan mouse traps with horizontal alcohol designs are ventilated.
     
  9. GucciCondom

    GucciCondom Veteran Member

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    Oh word? Because I figured that if I melted mable's house, shortshifted the grease goblins and spanked the fucking wishohicken turtle snouts all the way back to blockbuster I would have a new credit card disembolishment fund to renegotiate my spectator grams at the burncon treeflexor exhibit.
     
  10. PalestineOne

    PalestineOne Senior Member

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    ...so I says to Mable, I says...
     
  11. TheoHuxtable

    TheoHuxtable Senior Member

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    Yeah, sometimes that's the case. Otherwise you wouldn't be able to implement partically-charged swiss omlettes without the use of sidewalk incissors used for elliptically bookmarked Cash Money CD's.
     
  12. GucciCondom

    GucciCondom Veteran Member

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    Well..the theory is well scrotumized..but I just cant reconcile with billy bob's new cell phone game "Butt Sex Tycoon"..because then it all just went to hell with the gattling gun cheechwizard specticals and all of the aftermath that chauncy once inhibited with his lightsabor radar sand.



    FREE YAYO@!
     
  13. TheoHuxtable

    TheoHuxtable Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 5, 2004 Messages: 2,113 Likes Received: 1
    I agree wholeheartedly... just to think, if we were to just overhaul all foxtail manhole covers without considering radioactive pitchfork aliases, our frequent lip-balm erasers would be quite perpindicular, to say the least. :sigh: If only Hugi Bablovich were here, he'd be able to shed better light on the picture.
     
  14. fatbastard

    fatbastard Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 30, 2002 Messages: 2,879 Likes Received: 9
    Although you guys do have the right idea..you would find that you will greatly benefit from yelling swear words at your grandfather. This will help you when you enter a store and describe (using appropriate consumer characteristics) three potential market segments. it will also ensure

    1. you can keep empty cans of soda behind the cemetary
    2. ensure your skin is safe from harmful gradients such as mousepad juice.

    and finally, help you learn special tactics and hints when playing vide games on your second cousins phones....your neighbours will also notice how nice your adominal muscles have become.
     
  15. fatbastard

    fatbastard Elite Member

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    What a MAN he was, remember the time when he had that coat of many colours that his economics teacher made for him and he let us all try it on for 3.5 seconds each but you got to have it for 11 seconds cause it was a holiday for people of your releigion?

    or the other time when he gave us all those ketchup packets and you took them in the shower with you?
     
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