dudebra1 Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 So today is my 21st birthday, and instead of making a "hey its my birthday, lets see how many people like me enough to wish me happy birthday" thread, I thought we can all share some crazy, funny, hooker-filled stories of your 21st birthdays. I'm sure the 12oz. community has some gems so share 'em.... and if you arent 21 yet or dont remember your 21st how about some funny random stories... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneeightyone Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 i know im not a huge poster, but what the fuck is up with all these new threads that ask a question but they themselves dont respond. It's like the nerdy kids that love to hear what the popular "known" kids are doing and then go talk to their shitty friends about how Bobby fucking somebody banged a passed out chick on the hood. motherfuckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 I got drunk on my own dime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ball bag Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 went to jail,then the hospital,and finally right back to jail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 Beat a hooker with a roll of quarters until my hand was numb and then jacked off all over her open wounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 i beat the shit out of this hooker, and as i was beating her i realised: ...the hooker was me. :crying: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 fuck birthdays Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 Originally posted by Armenhammer@Jun 19 2005, 09:37 PM i beat the shit out of this hooker, and as i was beating her i realised: ...the hooker was me. :crying: Quoted post Whoa, David Lynch moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 SIPHA SNIFFED MAAAAAAAAAAD COKE ON MY 21ST BDAY. QUES SNATCHED SOME NIGGAS CHAIN. I SMOKED MAD DUST TILL 630AM, SOME LITTLE NIGGA THREW UP ON HIMSELF IN THE PARK, NEO ALMOST PUNCHED SOME NIGGA INTO NEXT WEEK...AND IT ALL STARTED AT THE ILLMATICALLY GUIDO'D OUT BAR. SHIT WAS BANANAVISION. MEROE. YA 52 HAND BLOCKS IS USELESSSSSSSSSS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 Got drunk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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