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Insect in Cup

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by 7126, Mar 1, 2003.

  1. 7126

    7126 Guest

    if an insect fell inside your cup of coffee how would you react?

    here you'll see how the various nationalities would react



    1.Englishman:
    throws the cup with the coffee away and leaves the cafeteria

    2.American: pulls the insect out of the cup and continues drinking his coffee

    3. Chinese: eats the insect and spills the coffee

    4.hemmed Palestinian: drinks the coffee together with the insect

    5.Scotchman: catches the insect and squeezes it screaming....spit the coffee out!!!

    6.Israeliman:
    a.sells the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese
    b.protests that his personal security is in danger
    c. shouts that the Palestinians put insects in his coffee
    d.accuses that Hezbolah, Syria and Iran incite attacks with weapons of mass insects
    e.correlates this vicious attack with Palestinian terrorism, with violation of human rights, with anti-semitism, with the holocaust, the diaspora, the exodus
    f. orders Arafat to stop immediately all insects from flying or from falling inside his coffee
    g. reoccupies the West Bank and Gaza, continues the settlements, cuts the supply of water and electricity to the Palestinians, terrorizes or humiliates civilians, kills or maims everything on his path
    h. demands stronger economic support from the Americans
    i. asks for a loan of 1 billion dollars with 100 year period of full payment for the buying of a new cup of coffee
    k. demands free coffee from the cafeteria for life as reparation

    7. Greek: curses his wife and goes to his mother to drink some decent coffee.
     
  2. ctrl+alt+del

    ctrl+alt+del Guest

    ......so are you palestinian or do you just hate israelites?
     
  3. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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    I see HeLl's gates
    Towering high
    And dark are they
    I don't want to die
     
  4. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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  5. 7126

    7126 Guest


    neither, its just funny
     
  6. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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    http://www.metal-reviews.com/images/bands/i_n/conspiracy.jpg'>
    King Diamond sucks.
     
  7. ^When I was little, around 6 or 7, I remember seeing King Diamond in some rock music magazine sporting upside-down crosses for earrings, and I thought it was the craziest fucking thing ever.
     
  8. Ronnie Dobbs

    Ronnie Dobbs Senior Member

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    diamond head does not suck
     
  9. spec

    spec Guest

  10. some pittsburgh flavor

    some pittsburgh flavor Elite Member

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    this isnt about a bug in your drink anymore, is it...

    HAHA STUPID ISRAELIS AND THEIR DARK SKIN








    hey you forgot to make fun of canadians, remember? you're supposed to say something about "eh" or "aboot" because here in america we don't have slang.
     
  11. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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    [b]FUCK YALLZZZZZ!! LILLIAN AXE EZ SEW MUCH BETA! OAAOHO HEO HO H O[/b]
     
  12. Intangible

    Intangible 12oz Legend

    Joined: Jul 9, 2001 Messages: 17,479 Likes Received: 6
    what if the bug never existed....and it really was a metaphor about...who gives a fuck?
     
  13. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

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    hahah NOPE.
     
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