Guest 7126 Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 if an insect fell inside your cup of coffee how would you react? here you'll see how the various nationalities would react 1.Englishman: throws the cup with the coffee away and leaves the cafeteria 2.American: pulls the insect out of the cup and continues drinking his coffee 3. Chinese: eats the insect and spills the coffee 4.hemmed Palestinian: drinks the coffee together with the insect 5.Scotchman: catches the insect and squeezes it screaming....spit the coffee out!!! 6.Israeliman: a.sells the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese b.protests that his personal security is in danger c. shouts that the Palestinians put insects in his coffee d.accuses that Hezbolah, Syria and Iran incite attacks with weapons of mass insects e.correlates this vicious attack with Palestinian terrorism, with violation of human rights, with anti-semitism, with the holocaust, the diaspora, the exodus f. orders Arafat to stop immediately all insects from flying or from falling inside his coffee g. reoccupies the West Bank and Gaza, continues the settlements, cuts the supply of water and electricity to the Palestinians, terrorizes or humiliates civilians, kills or maims everything on his path h. demands stronger economic support from the Americans i. asks for a loan of 1 billion dollars with 100 year period of full payment for the buying of a new cup of coffee k. demands free coffee from the cafeteria for life as reparation 7. Greek: curses his wife and goes to his mother to drink some decent coffee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 ......so are you palestinian or do you just hate israelites? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 I see HeLl's gates Towering high And dark are they I don't want to die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 http://www.metal-reviews.com/images/bands/i_n/cocked.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 7126 Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 Originally posted by ctrl+alt+del ......so are you palestinian or do you just hate israelites? neither, its just funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 http://www.metal-reviews.com/images/bands/i_n/conspiracy.jpg'> King Diamond sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 ^When I was little, around 6 or 7, I remember seeing King Diamond in some rock music magazine sporting upside-down crosses for earrings, and I thought it was the craziest fucking thing ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Dobbs Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 diamond head does not suck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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some pittsburgh flavor Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 this isnt about a bug in your drink anymore, is it... HAHA STUPID ISRAELIS AND THEIR DARK SKIN hey you forgot to make fun of canadians, remember? you're supposed to say something about "eh" or "aboot" because here in america we don't have slang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 http://www.metal-reviews.com/images/bands/i_n/darkness.jpg'> FUCK YALLZZZZZ!! LILLIAN AXE EZ SEW MUCH BETA! OAAOHO HEO HO H O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 what if the bug never existed....and it really was a metaphor about...who gives a fuck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 Originally posted by 7126 neither, its just funny hahah NOPE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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