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how to start off your week, properly..

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by THUMB WRESTL, Dec 30, 2002.

  1. THUMB WRESTL

    THUMB WRESTL Member

    Joined: Nov 26, 2002 Messages: 271 Likes Received: 0
    1st- come home from a wonderful 4 day weekend in another city.
    2nd- be a man and perform open heart surgery on your vehichle (if needed) and replace the battery.
    3rd- get hit up on the telephone by a beautiful female from your past, and have her request a casual encounter that same night.
    4th- look like me when you show up, so you get laid like i did. :crazy:

    5th- if the sex was as good as the stuff i just had, proceed to get $20 bucks outta your atm and goto jack in tha box for some "after sex food"

    then prepare to enjoy your upcoming week.
    the end.
    *copyrighted
     
  2. »GLÅM¬RÖCK«

    »GLÅM¬RÖCK« Banned

    Joined: Nov 13, 2002 Messages: 563 Likes Received: 0
    hmm...

    i hope 2001's thanksgiving break never ends
     
  3. fr8oholic

    fr8oholic Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 23, 2000 Messages: 9,256 Likes Received: 2
    on vacation like whoa...
     
  4. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 104
    keggs at my house on the 31st like whoa.
    http://www2.arts.gla.ac.uk/SESLL/EngLang/thesaur/gifs/beer.jpg'>
    Cheers for my birthday!
     
  5. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117

    pshhh....winter recess 1994...
     
  6. dukeofyork

    dukeofyork Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 9, 2000 Messages: 1,589 Likes Received: 1


    jesus...

    if you actually followed through with number 5, the only thing youre gonna be enjoying the next week is a good case of diarrhea.....

    :beat:
     
  7. me IS cool

    me IS cool Guest

    Re: Re: how to start off your week, properly..

    He's right you know...:eek:
     
  8. !CEBERG

    !CEBERG Member

    Joined: Apr 13, 2002 Messages: 444 Likes Received: 0
     
  9. »GLÅM¬RÖCK«

    »GLÅM¬RÖCK« Banned

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    nice! your a talented man..
     
  10. fr8oholic

    fr8oholic Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 23, 2000 Messages: 9,256 Likes Received: 2
    you got nothing to lose
    pamparius
     
  11. evilistic

    evilistic Elite Member

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    fuck mine just plain sucked.
     
  12. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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