earl broclo ESQ Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 I told you you should have kept it out of her hair, Earl... Too many of those tiny whiskey bottles. All pretending you were a giant and shit. I can't help it. those wee little bottles make me feel like this guy: what the paper doesn't tell, is i was wearing nothing but a fishnet t-shirt, fingerless leather gloves, and a red sox hat. she was facing me when i started the knuckle fucking. it was love. her mouth was wide open, and her breath just smelled so damn sexy. oh, and the drool, the fucking drool, need i say more? so there i was, full grip and throttle. fully pretending i was a giant. so i stood up in the chair with a perfect shot of her tonsils. as it built up, i whispered "FEEE......FIIIII.......PHOOOOO......" And just as i said "CUM" she turned her head, threw her arm out, hit my shin, i fell down, and that's how it ended up on her hand. although the first couple shots landed in her hair, which she didn't know about. they ended up forming a small dreadlock, which i couldn't stop staring at while being "escorted" away by the marshalls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 I'm so drunk, I left my sweatshirt at the bar with my house keys in it. Fuck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 Please tell me you're posting from your doorway on your cell about leaving your keys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 Nah, I fortunately gave my boy the extra keys to my crib "just in case". I tend to get drunk and irresponsible when the wife is out of town. Now I'm just waiting on a text to see if anyone was still at the bar to retrieve my shit. *This whole post seemed like it could use a "/nohomo" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T ReXXX Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 I wonder what all the other people in the plane were saying in the meantime. HAHA. Can you imagine getting up to go to the bathroom mid-flight and seeing some dude rubbing one out on some sleeping girl. HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!!! Gross shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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