PLEZO1SON Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Sperm donors are to be offered free tickets to any music festival in Europe under a new initiative. Passes to a festival of their choice will be offered to any donors in Europe who contribute to Ireland’s sperm reserves. Irish stocks are apparently dwindling, with demand far higher than is sustainable, and donations down by 40% over the last four years. The Sperm For Tickets initiative makes use of special donation containers and a fast courier network to offer donation via mail. Anyone in Europe can request a donation pack, indicating which European festival they wish to attend via Spermfortickets.com. digg_skin = 'compact'; digg_window = 'new'; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Smash! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PLEZO1SON Posted March 13, 2008 Author Share Posted March 13, 2008 http://www.nme.com/news/festival/35078 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 word... so let me get this right... I get to have children that I don't have to have anything to do with.. and they give me tickets to a music festival of my choice.. Shit I am going to Europe in the near future... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 i would rather just impregnate a bunch of fly irish girls the old fashioned way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=29986043 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUMBO HERBS POR VIDA Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 hmmm. would you really want the spawn of somebody who donated so they could get the tickets for free and spend the ticket money on pills and booze instead? thats gonna be one hell of a gene pool at this rate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Dude....it's Ireland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerialSkiller Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 HAHAHAH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 i want tickets for the blind guardian festival. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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