GucciCondom Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 What a retard :lol: UPPER DARBY — A tenant being evicted for back rent was jailed for drug dealing after $12,000 worth of drugs were seized. Brian A. Matika, 20, of the 8700 block of West Chester Pike, Upper Darby, was served with the eviction notice shortly before 5 p.m. Friday, Jan. 25. Pennsylvania Constable Carmen Damiani summoned police after seeing a porcelain pipe commonly used to smoke marijuana and several pills on a windowsill. When he was taken into custody, 11 packets of suspected heroin were found in Matika’s pants pocket. Advertisement The Tactical Narcotics Team, assisted by Officer Edward Silberstein and his K-9 partner Arco, searched the apartment and confiscated several shoe boxes containing a quantity of packets of suspected marijuana, cocaine, more than 250 Oxycodone pills, cash, a cell phone and a digital scale. “It was sheer luck we got into his apartment,” police Superintendent Michael Chitwood said. “We received reports of drug dealings in the neighborhood but never zeroed in on him until he was getting evicted. “Here’s a guy who owes $700 to the landlord and has $12,000 worth of drugs. Now he’s in jail.” Magisterial District Judge Michael Cullen arraigned Matika on drug possession and drug dealing charges and set bail at 10 percent of $50,000. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 uhm dude.. you have to die to get a darwin award.. and you have to have no children... and you provided no link to the article... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OL'DIRTYGeEEZER Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 wow...he shoulda just hooked his landlord up!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted January 30, 2008 Author Share Posted January 30, 2008 Why you need a link? Jesus fucking christ making me go back and shit. I thought Darwin was just for retarded criminals?? What the fuck are you talking about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted January 30, 2008 Author Share Posted January 30, 2008 http://www.delcotimes.com/WebApp/appmanager/JRC/Daily;jsessionid=szZ9HcjZc8JJ2VryHJ9WsTMyKKkFcTLXdptLVQGXp2wDGVDZd5Fm!-1055107857?_nfpb=true&_pageLabel=pg_article&r21.pgpath=%2FDCT%2FNews&r21.content=%2FDCT%2FNews%2FTopStoryList_Story_1483752 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 this isnt worthy of a Darwin award i mean u got dudes who shoot themselves trying to trace a loaded gun compared to this apples and oranges Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted January 30, 2008 Author Share Posted January 30, 2008 Ok you win Spectr..what the fuck..I always thought it was for retarded criminals. What the fuck award was that then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerFuct Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 uhm dude.. you have to die to get a darwin award.. and you have to have no children... and you provided no link to the article... This man is correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted January 30, 2008 Author Share Posted January 30, 2008 Hayabusa did you read it? Nigga is behind bars for a while because he didn't pay a 700 rent when he is a fucking drug dealer. I dunno man ya'll are some fucking assholes right now, fuck yall I'm gonna go enjoy my coffee and post in the VIP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Why you need a link? Jesus fucking christ making me go back and shit. I thought Darwin was just for retarded criminals?? What the fuck are you talking about? no you actually have to die to get a darwin award... the theory behind it is you are so stupid you took yourself out of the gene pool and never had any kids.. http://www.darwinawards.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted January 30, 2008 Author Share Posted January 30, 2008 I know I got it, I'm thinking of some other shit then simple mistake oh well it is still humerous..atleast I tried to contribute something amusing instead of nothing at all..and people ask why 12oz sucks now?? Payce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 this is fucking great... one of the runners up for the 2007 darwin award... January 2007, East Germany | One man's extraordinary effort to eradicate a mole from his property resulted in a victory for the mole. The metal rods he pounded into the ground and connected to a high-voltage power line, electrified the very ground the man stood upon. He was found dead at his holiday property on the Baltic Sea. Police had to trip the main circuit breaker before venturing onto the property. edit: oh man I remember reading about this one when it happened.. June 2007, South Carolina | A passing cabbie found a 21 year-old deceased couple laying naked in the road an hour before sunrise. Authorities were baffled. There were no witnesses, no trace of clothing, and no wrecked vehicles present. But investigators eventually found a clue high on the roof of a nearby building: two sets of neatly folded clothes. Safe sex takes on a whole new meaning when you are perched on the edge of a pyramid-shaped metal roof. "It appears as if [they] accidentally fell off the roof," Sgt. McCants said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 hahah Gucci for what its worth i enjoyed reading that thanks for posting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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