famecrazy Posted July 25, 2006 Author Share Posted July 25, 2006 Im an Australian travelling with 2 of my mates through the US at this very moment. We were pretty drunk and wandering the streets 3 nights ago when we spotted these 2 asian dudes trying to get into this new BMW. We walked over, not trying to rat them out but all of a sudden this little asian kid strarts speaking some wild shit about being set up and how he will kill me and my boys. We laugh at him for a while and his face turns mad serious and tells us if we walk down to a restuarant on the corner we wouldn't see morning. So we palm this little nippa off and walk the other direction. About half way up the street we get curious as to whom may have been waiting in the restaurant for us. So we decided to sneak back and have a peak in the shop front. This was not a smart idea. As soon as a peeped my white ass into the front door about 5 dudes grabbed me, took my backpack with my passport (we had only arrived in San Fran that day, our lugage was dropped at the backpakers) wallet, details of were im staying and my cell number. Yesterday i got a call from some guy saying that 'The Jackson Boys' have your shit and wont give it back with $2,000 cash. Should i bank some travellers cheques? Can i even do that? Im fucked arnt I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 damn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 you should go away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted July 25, 2006 Author Share Posted July 25, 2006 Are they a serious gang? Or should i roll down there with zero money and see what they do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 Narc on their asses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 Are they a serious gang? Or should i roll down there with zero money and see what they do? get a new passport. dont fuck with them on some serious shit. if you give them $2000, they will think you have access to money, and if you dont. well,,,i dont know homie. you should be more careful when someone threatens your life in a country you have been in for a few hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 yeah, agree with Porkchop. Go to the embassy, get a new passport, fuck those asses. Carry around some knucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 yeah' date=' agree with Porkchop. .[/quote'] :stretch: wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 dont ruin my moment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 call the cops? shit I dunno man, not to call you out but it wasn't the smartest idea to go and get curious on the restaurant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 What moment, that you are right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted July 25, 2006 Author Share Posted July 25, 2006 This is just like that movie de-railed staring Jenifer Aniston and RZA. Plus I cant even defend why self because of an 'incident' that happened before i left on this trip. Just not my fukin month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 did you get stabbed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 Heres what to do step by step 1. Call the cops, file a police report 2. Go to the Aussie embassy get a new passport 3. Go to a Army/Navy surplus store ask the friendly Aryan behind the counter for some brass knucks or a telescopic baton. Buy it 4. Go about your business ready to handle anything if shit comes up. 5. Enjoy our country! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 edited becuase I don't want the jackson street boys after me too! kekekekekekekekomgzergrush pwned! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 *our country Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 hey, maybe lens' date could pull some strings? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 Fuck that..How did you end up on 12oz after just arriving in the country and getting threatened by an asian street gang of high schoolers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 yeah yeah, I caught that typoe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 fuck it....call the police duder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 Fuck that..How did you end up on 12oz after just arriving in the country and getting threatened by an asian street gang of high schoolers? middle schoolers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 Even worse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted July 25, 2006 Author Share Posted July 25, 2006 ahaha im hangin in the hostel, there aint much to do for a guy with no money and no passport (which was my only form of ID) in this 'fine' country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted July 25, 2006 Author Share Posted July 25, 2006 did you get stabbed? yeah but before i got here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 uh. you can come to chevy's with us? but they will prob id you. so you would need to have a virgin marg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 Yeah, go to Len's house. Maybe he can speak to them in there language. Lens<-----12oz embassador to Yellow People Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 What are you doing here? Lets start at the beginning. Hopefully, you haven't already told.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 and who stabbed you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted July 25, 2006 Author Share Posted July 25, 2006 and who stabbed you? what are you a cop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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