SUR X3 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Think I'll get any hot bitches? Hi, I am a loked out gangster looking for a real "bitch", who can keep it "OG" with me. I'm looking for someone I can gangbang, rep my hood, and even do drive-bys with. I do happen to keeps my mind on my money, but I don't mind spending a little paper, as long as I know I will get something in return (like anal, or maybe letting me pee in your butt.) You should know that I am level 12 whodie status, and that you should be somewhere near that whodie status, or better yet even higher. I enjoy sitting on the stoop, and cleaning my gun, and "The Notebook". I am a softy at heart, and I've even been known to let the lady "cum" first, or even have a sip of my Hennysee, I'f I'm not too gone off it (again, as long as I get something, like maybe a finger in my butt). If you are interested in this straight 100% real gangster from the hood (I'm totally from the hood, dude) then hit me up. I'll be up all night, because deep down inside I have a poetic soul and I'll be writing poems. Forsheezy. -G http://www.craigslist.org/eby/cas/172128313.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2006-1984 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 ...Corn-Husk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 "The Notebook". This is the winner right here. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 "I'll be up all night, because deep down inside I have a poetic soul and I'll be writing poems" hahaha... gold! :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted June 16, 2006 Author Share Posted June 16, 2006 Sneak, I'm still bummed about your robot dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Me too, you should write a late night poem about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted June 16, 2006 Author Share Posted June 16, 2006 Dude I'm too busy waiting for the gangster girl of my dreams to think about robots... Roses are red Violets are blue All of our base belong to you ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted June 16, 2006 Author Share Posted June 16, 2006 UPDATE: I got a response from some gay guy... Or someone from 12oz more likely. Probobly still gay. HEr0pSyChO@aol.com to pers-172128313 More options 4:49 am (7 minutes ago) sup man...wanna get sucked off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 I was on the train once, and this guy was selling flowers. I didn't want a flower, so he offered to suck my dick if i bought a flower. "shudder" I probably would have punched the guy, but he was seriously like, 75 years old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted June 16, 2006 Author Share Posted June 16, 2006 Update: HEr0pSyChO@aol.com to me More options 5:00 am (1 minute ago) om a guy..masc by stanton 27 white I don't speak gay. So I have no idea what he's talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 the hell?? creepy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted June 16, 2006 Author Share Posted June 16, 2006 I thought I told these fags I was a gangster. Not brokeback ghetto. Damn it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 maybe the words you put in quotes are misleading these folks. like "bitch" and "cum" perhaps "OG" is code for "outwardly ghey" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 I thought I told these fags I was a gangster. Not brokeback ghetto. Damn it. Maybe they think they can change you. Or I think that the "Notebook" was a little over the edge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted June 16, 2006 Author Share Posted June 16, 2006 Update: Part 3 HEr0pSyChO@aol.com to me More options 5:09 am (2 minutes ago) what are ur stats Guys what are my stats... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted June 16, 2006 Author Share Posted June 16, 2006 Update: Part 4. I told him I was a gangster, and straight. The response? HEr0pSyChO@aol.com to me More options 5:17 am (2 minutes ago) hott ....wanna do some coke and let me suck u off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 got my first laugh in here this morning.... nice so ebp... you didnt sleep at all? you up chattin with gay thugs all night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 5'9" Athletic Bullet Hole Scars Tattoos from the "gang" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Tell him you're a powerhouse, form east bay. That doesn't sound gay at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted June 16, 2006 Author Share Posted June 16, 2006 I had a weird night, I was falling asleep then someone from this thread called me extremely drunk. Then I couldn't fall asleep. Then I had a few beers (6 pack)... Now I'm just kind of hanging out wishing I had more friends in real life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 real....life???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted June 16, 2006 Author Share Posted June 16, 2006 Also this guy really wants to do cocaine with me and put my penis in his mouth. That's scary. This whole craigslist thing was a bad idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Also this guy really wants to do cocaine with me and put my penis in his mouth. That's scary. This whole craigslist thing was a bad idea. Cocaine and Penis Mouth :o :o Sounds Brokeback to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 tell him if he cant provide you with a port in which to space dock then youre not interested.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted June 16, 2006 Author Share Posted June 16, 2006 UPDATE: Part 5 So I told him I was straight. Like really straight, not gay at all. And the response was... HEr0pSyChO@aol.com to me More options 5:25 am (3 minutes ago) im not into all the gay shit bro...i get off on suckin every now an then I don't think this guy knows he's gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 probably thinks your role playing. :shook: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted June 16, 2006 Author Share Posted June 16, 2006 Update: Part 6 I listened to Balls advice. And told him I'm not interested if he cannot provide me with a port to space dock... The response... HEr0pSyChO@aol.com to me More options 5:32 am (0 minutes ago) my mouth is a hole bro....how hung are anyway This guy just told me to shit in his mouth. I know he doesn't know what Space Dock means. But we do, and he just told me to shit in his mouth. How hung am I guys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 UPDATE: Part 5 So I told him I was straight. Like really straight, not gay at all. And the response was... HEr0pSyChO@aol.com to me More options 5:25 am (3 minutes ago) im not into all the gay shit bro...i get off on suckin every now an then I don't think this guy knows he's gay. Thats how they catch you....watch out. :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 say "like an acorn" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted June 16, 2006 Author Share Posted June 16, 2006 ...I'm scared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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