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So I posted on Craigslist.org...

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Think I'll get any hot bitches?

 

Hi, I am a loked out gangster looking for a real "bitch", who can keep it "OG" with me. I'm looking for someone I can gangbang, rep my hood, and even do drive-bys with. I do happen to keeps my mind on my money, but I don't mind spending a little paper, as long as I know I will get something in return (like anal, or maybe letting me pee in your butt.)

 

You should know that I am level 12 whodie status, and that you should be somewhere near that whodie status, or better yet even higher. I enjoy sitting on the stoop, and cleaning my gun, and "The Notebook". I am a softy at heart, and I've even been known to let the lady "cum" first, or even have a sip of my Hennysee, I'f I'm not too gone off it (again, as long as I get something, like maybe a finger in my butt).

 

If you are interested in this straight 100% real gangster from the hood (I'm totally from the hood, dude) then hit me up. I'll be up all night, because deep down inside I have a poetic soul and I'll be writing poems. Forsheezy.

 

-G

 

http://www.craigslist.org/eby/cas/172128313.html

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Guest R@ndomH3ro
"The Notebook".

 

 

 

 

 

This is the winner right here.

 

:D

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"I'll be up all night, because deep down inside I have a poetic soul and I'll be writing poems"

 

 

hahaha... gold!

 

:haha:

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Me too, you should write a late night poem about it.

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Dude I'm too busy waiting for the gangster girl of my dreams to think about robots...

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

All of our base

belong to you

 

??

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UPDATE: I got a response from some gay guy... Or someone from 12oz more likely. Probobly still gay.

 

HEr0pSyChO@aol.com

to pers-172128313

More options 4:49 am (7 minutes ago)

 

sup man...wanna get sucked off

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I was on the train once, and this guy was selling flowers. I didn't want a flower, so he offered to suck my dick if i bought a flower.

 

"shudder"

 

I probably would have punched the guy, but he was seriously like, 75 years old.

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Update:

 

HEr0pSyChO@aol.com

to me

More options 5:00 am (1 minute ago)

 

om a guy..masc by stanton 27 white

 

I don't speak gay. So I have no idea what he's talking about.

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maybe the words you put in quotes are misleading these folks.

 

like "bitch"

 

and "cum"

 

perhaps "OG" is code for "outwardly ghey"

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I thought I told these fags I was a gangster. Not brokeback ghetto. Damn it.

 

 

Maybe they think they can change you. Or I think that the "Notebook" was a little over the edge.

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Update: Part 4.

 

I told him I was a gangster, and straight.

 

The response?

 

HEr0pSyChO@aol.com

to me

More options 5:17 am (2 minutes ago)

hott ....wanna do some coke and let me suck u off

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

5'9"

Athletic

Bullet Hole Scars

Tattoos from the "gang"

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I had a weird night, I was falling asleep then someone from this thread called me extremely drunk. Then I couldn't fall asleep. Then I had a few beers (6 pack)...

 

Now I'm just kind of hanging out wishing I had more friends in real life.

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Also this guy really wants to do cocaine with me and put my penis in his mouth. That's scary. This whole craigslist thing was a bad idea.

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Also this guy really wants to do cocaine with me and put my penis in his mouth. That's scary. This whole craigslist thing was a bad idea.

 

 

Cocaine and Penis Mouth

:o :o

 

Sounds Brokeback to me.

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UPDATE: Part 5

 

So I told him I was straight. Like really straight, not gay at all. And the response was...

 

 

HEr0pSyChO@aol.com

to me

More options 5:25 am (3 minutes ago)

im not into all the gay shit bro...i get off on suckin every now an then

 

I don't think this guy knows he's gay.

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