Mainter Posted September 3, 2006 Author Share Posted September 3, 2006 ebonics? or hacker talk??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainter Posted September 3, 2006 Author Share Posted September 3, 2006 What I've Learned: Homer Simpson Nuclear-power-plant safety inspector, 39, Springfield [interviewed by John Frink and Don Payne] When someone tells you your butt is on fire, you should take them at their word. There is no such thing as a bad doughnut. Kids are like monkeys, only louder. If you want results, press the red button. The rest are useless. There are many different religions in this world, but if you look at them carefully, you'll see that they all have one thing in common: They were invented by a giant, superintelligent slug named Dennis. You should just name your third kid Baby. Trust me -- it'll save you a lot of hassle. You can have many different jobs and still be lazy. I enjoy the great taste of Duff. Yes, Duff is the only beer for me. Smooth, creamy Duff . . . zzzzzzzzzzzzz. You can get free stuff if you mention a product in a magazine interview. Like Chips Ahoy! cookies. You may think it's easier to de-ice your windshield with a flamethrower, but there are repercussions. Serious repercussions. There are some things that just aren't meant to be eaten. The intelligent man wins his battles with pointed words. I'm sorry -- I meant sticks. Pointed sticks. There are way too many numbers. The world would be a better place if we lost half of them -- starting with 8. I've always hated 8. If I had a dollar for every time I heard "My God! He's covered in some sort of goo," I'd be a rich man. Be generous in the bedroom -- share your sandwich. I've climbed the highest mountains . . . fallen down the deepest valleys . . . I've been to Japan and Africa . . . and I've even gone into space. But I'd trade it all for a piece of candy right now. Every creature on God's earth has a right to exist. Except for that damn ruby-throated South American warbler. I don't need a surgeon telling me how to operate on myself. Sometimes I think there's no reason to get out of bed . . . then I feel wet, and I realize there is. Let me just say, Winnie the Pooh getting his head caught in a honey pot? It's not funny. It can really happen. Even though it is awesome and powerful, I don't take no guff from the ocean. I never ate an animal I didn't like. A fool and his money are soon parted. I would pay anyone a lot of money to explain that to me. Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll get a hook caught on his eyelid or something. I made a deal with myself ten years ago . . . and got ripped off. Never leave your car keys in a reactor core. Always trust your first instinct -- unless it tells you to use your life savings to develop a Destructo Ray. When you borrow something from your neighbor, always do it under the cover of darkness. If a spaceship landed and aliens took me back to their planet and made me their leader, and I got to spend the rest of my life eating doughnuts and watching alien dancing girls and ruling with a swift and merciless hand? That would be sweet. I may not be the richest man on earth. Or the smartest. Or the handsomest. Never throw a butcher knife in anger. The office is no place for off-color remarks or offensive jokes. That's why I never go there. My favorite color is chocolate. Always feel with your heart, although it's better with your hands. The hardest thing I've had to face as a father was burying my own child. He climbed back out, but it still hurts. If doctors are so right, why am I still alive? I'm not afraid to say the word racism, or the words doormat and bee stinger. Always have plenty of clean white shirts and blue pants. When that guy turned water into wine, he obviously wasn't thinking of us Duff drinkers. I love natural disasters because we're allowed to get out of work. When I'm dead, I'm going to sleep. Oh, man, am I going to sleep. What kind of fool would leave a pie on a windowsill, anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainter Posted September 4, 2006 Author Share Posted September 4, 2006 Well goodbye cya when i cya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 peace mainter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 casek. im at like 1450 now. hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 wtf? damn. get some euedrops. you're eyes are probably screaming by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 nah.. ive been playing on and off.. ive beed hittin 60-80 point rounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 damn man. i need this game. i think i'm getting a cold. haven't felt like going out and doing anything in a couple of days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 whats with the lack of AIM time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 peerguardian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 thats gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 steve irwin would do it, but i won't trust him anymore. i'm trying to d/l as much as possible to make several dvd backups.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 casek. you are missing out on some serious hand grenade kills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Flavicon Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 ^^har har i'm going to take this time to say that Opera is a kick ass browser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 pornotube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainter Posted September 5, 2006 Author Share Posted September 5, 2006 break "Researchers at Microsoft have completed work on a prototype framework called BrowserShield that promises to intercept and remove, on the fly, malicious code hidden on Web pages, instead showing users safe equivalents of those pages. The BrowserShield project, an outgrowth of the company's 'Shield' initiative, could one day even become Microsoft's answer to zero-day browser exploits such as the WMF (Windows Metafile) attack that spread like wildfire in December 2005." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 i am at 2600 points now. you got some major catching up to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainter Posted September 5, 2006 Author Share Posted September 5, 2006 ps3 20gb model will ship @ $600 without HDMI cable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainter Posted September 5, 2006 Author Share Posted September 5, 2006 damn defy you still up on that games nutsack hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainter Posted September 5, 2006 Author Share Posted September 5, 2006 give yer fingers rest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainter Posted September 5, 2006 Author Share Posted September 5, 2006 awwww...................... i seen that middle finger go up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 well i found a way to get like 100~ points a round. so im movin up quick. no leet hax though.. just figured some of the class based properties out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 no middle finger here mainter. i like you, and i can take a joke. :) nohomo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainter Posted September 5, 2006 Author Share Posted September 5, 2006 Ultracheap PC from Office Depot. The boys at Office Depot apparently want to unload some HP desktops. A system that normally retails for $429 was being sold for $99 plus about $100 shipping. Hey, it'd make a great Knoppix box if nothing else i looked but could not find it the deal started From September 3-9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 hmm i might be interested.. is this on their website? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 $100 for a software test box is worth it.. im not tryin to get this shit all fucked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainter Posted September 5, 2006 Author Share Posted September 5, 2006 well looked into a little more not a good idea it looks like http://www.betanews.com/article/Office_Depot_to_Sell_99_PC/1157153244 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainter Posted September 5, 2006 Author Share Posted September 5, 2006 ok peace talk to you people later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 yea fuck a mail in rebate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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