PROCESS Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 1. Sly Stallone as Rocky punching the crap outta cow halves... 2. Jean Claude van Damme as thefuckknows in karate tiger maltreating poor young bamboo and palm trees... 3. Kurt "Snake mofuggin Plisskin" Russel as Todd in Soldier givin a tied up truck-tank a really bad time .... .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drsev Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 Reminds me of a DVD one of my mousemates has bought recently on Ebay 'Legendary Gypsy Fights' It's fucking awful, poor ass camera work and one fight goes for 25 minutes without anyone so much as throwing a punch. I give it minus 2 stars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 4 - Steven Segal comes out of a coma and builds a bad ass makiwara to beat himself strong again. like this: but not as involved more like this: ps.. I just got me green belt last night! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 5. mike tyson trains by hitting women like this: 6." <key>" or "rumpuncher" trains for his advanced extreme hammocking like this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 YOU KNOW IT!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 7. Aspiring homosexuals train for their orientation by watching sweaty, shirtless, muscular men doing aerobic excercises in movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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