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1. Sly Stallone as Rocky punching the crap outta cow halves...

 

2. Jean Claude van Damme as thefuckknows in karate tiger maltreating poor young bamboo and palm trees...

 

3. Kurt "Snake mofuggin Plisskin" Russel as Todd in Soldier givin a tied up truck-tank a really bad time

 

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Reminds me of a DVD one of my mousemates has bought recently on Ebay

 

'Legendary Gypsy Fights'

 

It's fucking awful, poor ass camera work and one fight goes for 25 minutes without anyone so much as throwing a punch.

 

I give it minus 2 stars.

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4 - Steven Segal comes out of a coma and builds a bad ass makiwara to beat himself strong again.

 

like this: but not as involved

 

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more like this:

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ps.. I just got me green belt last night!

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5. mike tyson trains by hitting women like this:

 

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6." <key>" or "rumpuncher" trains for his advanced extreme hammocking like this:

 

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7. Aspiring homosexuals train for their orientation by watching sweaty, shirtless, muscular men doing aerobic excercises in movies.

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