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You kids! look at em go... dman... what you had a namefor a couple of months andhe's tony montana..

Pork has letters.. hek you have nothing. I'm more respected in your city than you'll ever be.. that is just so so sad for you... You need to shut yourmouth and open your ears new jack, learn something... but it's ok I was a stupid new jack once two..just not as stupid.. ha ha ha..

maybee when you show somerespect youll earn some.

nowyou can piss off twerp.

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A Steelers(HK) fan, a Browns(HEK) fan and a

Titans fan were all in Saudi Arabia,

sharing a smuggled crate of booze. All of a sudden the

Saudi police rushed

in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol

is a severe offense in

Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually

being caught consuming

the booze, they were sentenced to death!

 

However, with the help of very good lawyers, they were

able to successfully

appeal their sentence

down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was

 

a Saudi national holiday the day their trial fi

nished, and the extremely

benevolent Sheik decided they could be released after

receiving just 20

lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for

their punishment, the

Sheik suddenly said, "It's my first wife's birthday

today, and she has asked

me to allow each of you one wish before your

whipping."

 

The Titans fan was first in line (he had drunk the

least), so he thought

about this for a while and then said, "Please tie a

pillow to my back." This

was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before

the whip went through.

The Titans fan had to be carried away bleeding and

crying with pain when the

punishment was done.

 

The Browns fan was next up (he almost finished an

entire fifth by himself),

and after watching the scene, said "All Right! Please

fix two pillows on my

back." But even two pillows could only

take 15 lashes before the whip went

through again, sending the Browns fan out crying like

a little girl.

 

Th e Steelers fan was the last one up (he had finished

off the crate), but

before he could say anything, the Sheik turned to him

and said, "You support

the greatest team in the world, your team has some of

the best and most

loyal football fans in the world. For this, you may

have two wishes!"

"Thanks, your most Royal highness," the Steelers fan

replies. "In

recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that

you give me not 20, but

100 lashes."

 

"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful

man, you are also very

brave," the Sheik says with an admiring look on his

face. "If 100 lashes is

what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish?

What is it to be?" the

Sheik asks.

 

"Tie the Browns fan to my back."

 

 

Go fuck yourself Cleveland!

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