imported_splint2 Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 so last friday my friends and i went camping like we always do... usually we all drink and keep eachother in check instead everyone else decided they wanted to do mushrooms, so i was left to drink the booze by myself. that was cool by me. but once i got really drunk i forgot that the whiskey bottle i was drinking out of was glass, not plastic like most things we drink out of. well anyway, i was in such a hurry to drink more i just smashed my face in with the bottle. i fucked up one tooth pretty bad and have to go get it taken care of tomorrow. luckily i was so drunk i didnt feel anything your's truly, splint2>>:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 my little brother crashed on his bike or something and fucked up his teeth, now he has two half sized 'snaggleteeth' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 jeeze broal, use a cup next time. Glass bottles and the outdoors do not mix. We used to have this game called 'Forty Darts' that works like lawn darts but with 40's. First person tosses the jug then the next person has to try to break that bottle with theres. But if you get too close to them and didn't break their bottle, it was an easy shot for them to hit yours on the next turn. If you smash their bottle, they have to go to the store for the round. If you toss and your bottle breaks without breaking theirs, you're doing the store run. I haven't done this shit in years but it was damn fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atrocks Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 man thats a funny story...and that game sounds like fun....i chipped a tooth once too...i almost got plowed in the face as a kid by a swing...but it just barely missed and hit my tooth.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T E A S E R Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 :lol: damn man thats crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 oh yeah, i chipped my front teeth when i was a little kid trying to ride a skateboard sitting down, i hit a crack and planted my face into the sidewalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_splint2 Posted August 26, 2003 Author Share Posted August 26, 2003 yeah...i should have been smarter than that i guess i did it, yelled, "fuck i just fucked up my face" and then went on with telling someone how much i love them, i am like the happiest drunk in the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 I literally broke my face quite badly while unbelievably drunk off illegaly brewed rum 3 years ago. 50+ stitches to the forehead, lost a piece of muscle and even skin sensitivity on parts of my head. What remains now is what I call "The Beacon", which is a scar that is almost invisible while sober, but which glows a bright red when I'm A) drunk, B) sunbathing, or C) hitting on a girl. It never fails... I'd be laying the mackdown straight, then the girl would point at my head and go "OMG, what happened to you there?!?". That's when I go "Well, I was snorkeling this one time off the north coast of Puerto Rico, and this barracuda comes along..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 no pictures = no care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 homeboy here didnt drink any water all day long then smoked the fuck out...till the point of dehydration...passed out cracked his head on the fucking sidewalk...and had to go to the hospital for stitches...blood everywhere woooo hooo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RECTAL-ATACK Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 i nicked myself shaving this morning but i wasnt drunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 beef mud i accidently put icyhot all over my dick:scowl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 ^ accident? You grabbed the wrong tube? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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