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Frate_Raper

Worst FLU ever aka PUKE AND SHIT

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Last night was rad went skating, streaked like 70 cars and I hung out with an old buddy......THEN BAM THIS MORNING I wake up and I'm puking(i don't puke ever!) and I'm shitting my pants like woah. I've never had a flu like this, on the plus side I had a crap factory bug and it CLEARED anything and everything out of my colon,you could eat of this fucker, I had the shits for like 3 weeks.So I changed up how I was eating and everything got aok...then this happens FUCK!

 

 

 

I couldn't even go to work

 

 

 

Lets hear your nasty sick storys! I'm bored

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Naw it's not the meat boyos a bunch of fellas from around my way are dying with this shit, I wish it was just the meat..............heres a rad story about this from the illest man alive..........."dude I'm wipen the a-hole and I snizzed and shit on my hand".....................OH DEAR GOD

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maybe it's that crazy asain flu that's going around.

That shit's scarry!

 

 

From an Asian co-worker

A deadly flu-look-alike symptoms is spreading very quickly around the world. It is believed that the outbreak was started in southern China and Hong Kong. I recommand everyone here to avoid crowded Chinese population like the Pacific Mall and China Town during weekend. Please wash your hand very carefully before eating and after going to washroom. Since we all sharing keyboards and other equipments, please cover your mouth when you sneeze and wash your hands right after. The situation in HK is getting critical everyday. My cousin who is a doctor in HK said the govn't of HK is reacting too slowly. It is our responsibilty to protect ourselves and we shouldn't wait for the government's response. I'm not trying to create a scary scenerio but large HK and Chinese population live in the GTA, precaution is needed since the virus is still very much unknown. Thanks for your time.

 

ok then... wash after you come in contact with an asain. :rolleyes:

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Originally posted by Kilo7-

 

 

 

 

ok then... wash after you come in contact with an asain. :rolleyes:

 

 

You don't do that already? fucking city boys and their stupidity!

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Guest willy.wonka

yeah...the worst i have ever been was taking a shit and falling off the toilet and crawling to open the door and trying to yell help for my autie to find me with my pants down to my knees and blood in the toilet.

 

this was from food poisoning. i hallucinate when i get the flu.i dont get colds or anything, just the flu.and it comes after like 2-3 years.

 

visions haunt me.

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Guest Dr. Drew
Originally posted by Kilo7-

 

ok then... wash after you come in contact with an asain.

 

i had my tongue all up in an asian girl last night. i feel fine :dazed:

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i bet i know what it is. they say there is a new strain of the common cold circulating GLOBALLY. supposedly theres 3 different types of the common cold.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

although it could be some chemical that THEY are testing on their citizens.

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fuck that noise..i hate getting sick..I can't move when i get sick..my knees swell up and it is a bitch for me to walk...the worst is when ur nuts get sore from being all ill..:spent:

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as a kid i used to puke A LOT....if i didnt eat within half an hour of waking up..puke!!...if i ate too much..puke...if i sat in the bakc of the car...puke...if i ate certain things...puke...if i ran too much...puke...pukepukepuke...i think ive barffed on about every family member, in every family car, in every room of the house, at all times of the day, for almost every reason......as u might think...my stomach was usually filled with some sort of medication as a kid......the cool thing is that now i can throw up whenever i see fit....but i dont get sick enough to throw up anymore...very rarely if at all.....

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Guest duh-rye-won
Originally posted by I-Patch-Clan

...the worst is when ur nuts get sore from being all ill..:spent:

 

uhhh... sorry buddy, that aint the flu.

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