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i cant actually convey just how fucking funny that was.

these were the best parts...

 

Originally posted by beardo

enjoy

 

At that moment, he snapped. He immediately launched into a stream of profane screaming, the likes of which I doubt I'll hear again if I live to be a hundred years old. He somehow strung together obscenities in new, provocative ways that were a joy to behold, and he made up several new words in the process. It was almost musical.

 

Again, Dan launched into a wonderful prose-like bout of obscenity which I won't even try to recapture here. His twisting, turning siren song of profanities made me proud to be an American, if only for a fleeting moment. I could have cried, were I not laughing so hard.

 

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That had to be one of the funniest stories every.I know all about the screaming madly and yelling obscenities part.I did the same to my lady one time at 2 clock in the morning in the middle of the street..

 

This story will help through what is gonna be a long day.Off to the rose bowl swap meet i go..oh f'ing boy:D

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