Guest socrates Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 Rocks aren't bright Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 Your as sharp as a blunted metal object tonight arent you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 speaking of blunted..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 :) :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 I was gonna tell you my joke about the 30-foot monster... but it's over your head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mind fuck Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 There was this sailor who lived in this little house on a hill near the sea. Because it wasnt 7 years old yet, he had to throw it away with the rest of the grapes, which werent 7 years old yet either into a pudle by the side of his house on the hill. And on the way back from his trip to the local lumber yard, he spotted a little boy eating wildflowers out of a brown paper bag. He pulled over and asked if the little boy was allright, but as he got closer he could see it wasnt really a little boy, it was an alligator and it bit his foot off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 Originally posted by IntangibleFame I was gonna tell you my joke about the 30-foot monster... but it's over your head AHAHAHAAH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 I was gonna tell you my joke about the invisible man... but you'd see right through it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 AHAHAHAHAH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 no really................ HAAHAHAHAHAAHAHaHHAHAHHHAhhaahahahh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 A woman had twins, but gave them up for adoption. One of them went to a family in Egypt and was named 'Amal.' The other went to a family in Spain and was named 'Juan.' Years later, Juan sent a picture ofhimself to his natural-born mother. When she got the picture, she told her husband she wished she had also gotten a picture from Amal. Her husband replied 'But they're twins -- If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 How does a dog fight a filipino??????????????????/ indigestion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 :lol: :lol: :lol: ................:confused: :o :confused: :idea: :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 what's the difference between a hobo and a homo? a hobo doesnt have any friends, and a homo had friends up the ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 hahaha, nice! some awesomely bad jokes in here... mams and magic dude killed it...at this point i must say thats this thread is a number 2 of a Browner's one we just needed a new one! Bad Humour rocks! Dude, i didnt walk ten blocks just to see midgets fuck eachother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 Originally posted by big bruno did you hear that melissa ethridge commited suicide? yeah, they found her face down in ricki lake. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 Seraut's wife was colorblind!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AreYOUmyDad? Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 ok ok i got one your moms so fat that one time she went upstairs an i wasnt there HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 Originally posted by AreYOUmyDad? ok ok i got one your moms so fat that one time she went upstairs an i wasnt there HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAA That wasnt even bad humor, that was just extremely gay with a capitol FAG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AreYOUmyDad? Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 HEY !!!!!!! dont be mean ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 um, yes sir? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 1. Two Blondes walk in a cab, the cabbie goes "where are we headed girls?" and the one blonde whispers to the other "oh shit! he's coming with us?" 2. If my monitor wasnt so expensive i'd wipe my ass with the stuff you type on the internet 3. Bosnia Trees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 why did the blonde climb the chain linked fence? to see what was on the other side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 3 guys escape from prison they're being chased and run to a potatoe sacking factory. they all hide in empty potatoe sacks and the cops run in. they figured that the 3 hid in the sacks, so they start kicking. they kick one of the guys and he made a dog sound...roof roof!! cops says, "oh its a dog" so they kick the next guys sack and he says.."meeeeeoOOW" "oh its justa cat" so they kick the next guys sack and he says, "potatoes,potatoes" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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