aLBERThOFFMAN
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True, I stole a book called the Psychedelic Encyclopedia from my high school. Such a solid find and why it was in the library to begin with is beyond me. Can't see any relevance it would have as a reference for any sort of project that would be appropriate at a Catholic school.
Tpbm went painting instead of watching the super bowl
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blow up doll used
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False.
Tpbm has never been stung by a bee
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Looking like a flop night. About to solo-trip on an RC I've yet to do instead. Should be eventful.
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False.
Tpbm would fap right now if it was appropriate.
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Trying really hard not to puke at work. This morning was a definite challenge.
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true, /nh
tpbm is drinking tonight
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true
tpbm is jealous
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the tumor caused by
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cause severe hemorrhaging in
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Well fuck, praying no one behind me saw that...
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I'll probably bump this thread relatively often. Boredom prevails in the workplace. Good shit rolling, way to take on the long username. Propped.
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enjoys the taste of
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True, but replace gambling with pool.
Tpbm graduated high school in 4 yeas.
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she watched curiously, but
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then began mating violently
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Simply Albert will suffice.
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True, fuck that slushy mess I almost ate shit 3 times on my way to work.
Tpbm hasn't shit solid in a week.
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False, petless.
Tpbm likes their women thick.
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Have fun with my bitch of a name haha.
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False.
Tpbm has to fap to get to sleep at night.
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Dear ________,
in Channel Zero
Posted
Dear Nightmare,
I knows that feel bro, fuck bitches kindly.
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