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12packprophet

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  1. Whores who know they're whores > whores who pretend that they aint. If it even needs to be explained to you why whores who know that they're whores are fun times, while whores who think they're princesses are bad news all together then you must be young as fuck. And I don't know that I can tell you anything more than what life will.
  2. As somebody who's skated in and even won contests (pro or not, it doesn't matter) that are based on your run being flawless and consistent, I can personally tell you that nobody takes risks like this. In this contest format, people just do what they have on lock because if you miss even one or two tricks you miss one or two placings at minimal. Contests like this are not like the Maloof where you can miss a million tricks, but still place on the one or two that you did land. Therefore this is a prime example of exactly what the fuck I'm talking about.
  3. That's my point exactly. There's a serious amount of skate rats who would be willing to give an arm and possibly even a leg to be able to do shit like this: ^Yet this jock basically grew up focusing the majority of his attention on his MTV image. Like I already said, I'm really not interested in arguing with people in England about this subject. I'm just calling shotgun on when the truth actually does comes out.
  4. I don't know about in England, but here in the states skaters have always full blown lived skateboarding. Any skateboarder who ever made anything of themselves always lived, ate and breathed skateboarding and skated every day that they could. And there's a lot more skateboarders who never made shit of themselves, yet still lived, ate and breathed skateboarding every day of their lives, not because they had to but just because they could. Even before serious money was ever involved, it's always been that way. Also, skateboard technology and design hasn't really changed much in the past 15-17 years, but somehow there's kids who are skating like "Tony Hawk pro skater" video games. Like I said earlier, I'm just putting my personal theory out there so that I can say "I told you so" later. Feel free to dispute or disregard all you want.
  5. @ Mercer, I'm really just putting my personal theory out there so that I can say "I told you's so" when the truth comes out. A personal theory based on 23 years of skateboarding. Until it does come out, I'm not really trying to argue over theories. I'm just saying.
  6. *Edit... oh wait. Your post was aimed at the original poster. Nevermind.
  7. I've woken up with songs stuck in my head that don't exist in real life.
  8. So then by this logic people will be nollie double flipping over two story buildings a decade from now? Seriously. C'mon son.
  9. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Performance-enhancing_drugs http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2589959/steroids_improve_hand_eye_coordination.html
  10. I think maybe you haven't been paying attention to skateboarding these past few years. Some of these dudes are doing superman shit that would be physically impossible to a normal person under normal circumstances. And FYI, not all "performance enhancing drugs" are steroids. Baseball players and marathon bikers have been banished from their sport for using substances that are not steroids, but do enhance their performance. Skateboarding is now a high dollar competitive sport that makes people rich. And it's flooded with jock kids who 20 yeas ago would've been football or basketball players who wouldn't be caught dead on a skateboard. Maybe they're not all using the shit, but only a fool would believe that none of them are doing this. Especially considering that skateboarding's probably one of the only "sports" that you could get away with that shit. C'mon son. Just look at the shit these guys are doing these days.
  11. I've come to the conclusion that professional skateboarders today are taking performance enhancing drugs. I'm being serious. Not that I'm necessarily knocking them for doing so. Or saying that Skateboarding is even the type of sport that should be testing for that shit. Just saying though. Anybody else hear me on this?
  12. I have a hot temper and a gun and my neighbors are cool peoples. And I live in Texas where it's legal to shoot niggas for steeling shit. I'd probably get involved.
  13. Just to be real about it, try and imagine how over-run this country would be with angry bastards if abortion was illegal. Maybe over-populated is the correct term. Ether way, angry, broke bastards galore. And they hate life. Including yours.
  14. I've gotten 3 chicks pregnant in my lifetime. Only had kids with one of them though.
  15. Bro... I know you live in NYC now, but you're originally from Pittsburgh and know damned well that the "average American" does not make $17 dollars an hour neither now nor in 2006. The only way that it's even posibly feasible to come up with a "national average" like that is if you contrast the filthy richest 2% of American blood sucking billionaires against the other 98% of the rest of us. And those other 98% sure as fuck do not make $17 an hour, otherwise we wouldn't be in the biggest recession in this countries history since the great depression. Oh.. wait... I almost forgot that this is Channel Zero land where everybody makes $14 an hour at McDonalds. Nevermind. Disregard facts, acquire myths.
  16. Edit: *Fuck a 12oz doublepost.
  17. Knowing Ambiens reputation, you probably actually were really riding your bike into the sunrise while sweating like a mule. http://www.thebostonchannel.com/r/14747696/detail.html http://www.ga-drunkdrivinglawyer.com/drunk-driving-articles/some-sleeping-pill-users-range-far-beyond-bed.htm http://www.nhcriminaldefense.com/auto_accident_injury.html
  18. Nah, I mean like I never forgot these dreams that I had when I was 4 since the day that I woke up from them. I've literally always remembered these dreams the same as I would if it was something that happened in real life.
  19. Speaking of dreams, does anybody else still vividly remember dreams you had when you were a little kid? Because even though I usually have trouble remembering a dream that I had woken up from 5 minutes prior, I can still vividly remember at least two dreams that I had when I was 4 years old.
  20. I have deja vu dreams sometimes. Like where I'll be in the middle of or wake up from a dream and be like "I already had this dream like 15 years ago." Oh wait, that's called a recurring dream. Disregard.
  21. I haven't been terrified by dreams since I was a kid. Somewhere along the line I learned to control my dreams. Whenever I have a bad dream, I tend to turn it around in my favor. You know how when you're fighting in a dream and your swings feel sluggish and slow? I still have that but somehow I overpower it to the point where I still manage to crush peoples skulls and kill them. I'm talking brain matter all over my fists. Then I usually end up dipping and diving from the cops and ducking nosy detectives, but I still end up getting away while killing cops on some action movie type shit. My dreams are like movies.
  22. Nigga you're like 23. If that. [ATTACH]162583.vB[/ATTACH]
  23. I really can't stand long boards and have absolutely zero respect for that whole long-boarding culture. But I seriously can't be mad at this oldhead. I mean come on... dude was doing exactly this long before my dad was even growing sperm in his nuts.
  24. I'm in fucking south Texas right now, and it doesn't melt hear either. But for some reason it does in Philly. And I'm guessing that it probably does in a few other places including where dude was talking about. I'm sure it has to do with cheap ass motherfuckers in city council paying for cheap ass pavement. I remember having trouble riding down the street and occasionally getting pitched off my board as early as 90 or 91 while riding 60mm Rat Bones.
  25. I tried to prop you for this, but apparently I already propped you recently. It's the thought that counts though, right?
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