RIPS

i must set out and dedicate my life to acquiring all jet life scriptures

straw makes you get more drunk because the alcohol has less oxygen in it.

impressive i cry during the stallone speech

cold pizza

http://youtu.be/snJXhKzs0bw

Fuckin idiots i want to listen to the fuckin original not fackin kanker remixen wat een kanker kanker kanker idioten die kk mixers sterf

you could have popped it instead and experienced unexplainable satisfaction

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my dog angel only has 1 ball.

http://youtu.be/YYVwVvCn2Zs?t=1m50s

I've heard of monkeys flinging their poop at tourists before, but never jizz. Until now, that is.

Security guards don't have to the authority to detain or arrest, Marlo knew that, everybody does, trust me, I was a security guard for 5 years, we don't do shit but document incidents and then report it. The best he could've done was report it to the police, but over 2 lollipops, no cop would waste tax dollars on that, even for Marlo, that's not even worth writing a ticket for.

I need you to walk up there and pack up ya people I'm being a gentlemen about it for the moment

Very clean! Who'd you buy your's from? I just got one from Wild Rose Motors.