I'm deeply disappointed in Mr. McAfee's choice of hoes. Portland has options for strip clubs that are FAR better than Exotica, even though that's where I went on my 21st birthday. Some stripper tried to give me a wedgie there and in my belligerent magnificence I took a swing at her; fortunately for the both of us I missed. My buddy artfully negotiated my egress without involving the bouncers and I proceeded to puke in the drive thru of the Jack-in-the-Box next door.