Mr Rossi
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tpbm wants a piece of Rossi's cock...
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^ S'alright if yer in the mood, but ya do have to be in the mood. Gimme a Taylor's IPA instead anytime. Incidentally, all you septic IPA's seem to be 6% or over - Props.
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back, he sonned you all..
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Never seen that many yankee dow-larz, but yeah, fuck saving...
tpbm backs down when a proper North Manchester child gets in his face.
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tpbm only got into graffit coz the vaguely phallic & suggestive shape of some markers caused him no small degree of sexual arousal.
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coz they urinated in
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^ You can buff it with your finger, therefore you should use that shit exclusively, coz simply by asking such a toy question you've left little to no doubt as to just how wack you are.
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True.
If tpbm is reading a book & feels the need to pick their nose, tpbm will wipe the snot on the pages rather than get up & find a tissue.
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intolerance proved that she
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your local shit fetishist
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True - they're constantly dropping out of acer910's dad's botty.
tpbm has disected their own faeces.
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True
tpbm has urinated on the floor/seat of a bus.
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greasy, kipper-smelling clout
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False
tpbm likes to put their head under the covers & smell their own farts when in bed.
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inserts up his bottom
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a jaded pervert's rectum
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keeping the 19th century real this week...
(Dover Thrift FTW!)
Get on this...
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or your father's catamite?
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False.
tpbm has never asked a girl to piss on him.
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False, Rossi can't get enough of loud, uncouth hoo-ers and if they've got beer guts, well, Rossi actually does go weak at the knees.
tpbm has tasted excrement at one point in his/her life.
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True - As the immortal Shaun Ryder sang, "Well I might be a honky, but I'm hung like a donkey...etc etc"
tpbm really likes the shape women's necks when viewed from the back the way they join the shoulder blades.
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Any cunt read "The White Boy Shuffle" or "Tuff" by Paul Beatty? 'kin dope.
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False, Rossi has only been tracing the same old tired outline of his own cock - Fuckin massive though, requires loads of ink.
tpbm does not really like chocolate.
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If you ever find yourself having unprotected receptive anal sex with a drunken squaddie in a train toilet after making eye contact with him in the carriage mere moments before, don't let the semen trickle out of your arse, down your leg & onto your shoe coz apparently it's quite bad for leather.
⚠️ GAME: True or False
in Channel Zero
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Does he 'eckers like - Rossi has never owned a vehicle.
tpbm listens to Joy Division.