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Chicken McFucketts

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    ...SWIM...

    in Channel Zero

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    I was in the swimming team for a while, did o.k. got introduced to vodka & weed, got lazy and fat. Now starting to get active again.

     

    Dad used to be a professional swimmer in the soviet union n shit.

     

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    MORTAL KOMBAT

    in Channel Zero

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    I remember playing this game, I had no idea which buttons to press so I kept mashing the buttons until I won. Good memories. Also remember palying the batman game or something.

    Hope they won't go half ass on this film.

    The Nonsense thread

    in Channel Zero

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    Ass in the air, turd ring dialating

    Matted butt hair, anal vapor rising

    Give it a squeeze, my feast is emerging

    Give it to me, let's begin the purging

     

    I open my mouth and catch it as it drops

    I chew and chew and love it brown and soft

    I squish the crap between my teeth with my tongue

    With a shit eating grin I'll lick 'til clean your bung

     

    I'm a shit eater

     

    Steaming chunky hunk of log

    Taste it smell it eat it all

    Maybe one turd maybe two

    Whatever I can get from you

     

     

    edit [eat the poo-poo all over the place]

    TinyChat...............

    in Channel Zero

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    WHY IS HE HALF NAKED?

     

     

    THATS HOW HE ROLLS. HES GOT MORE DICK THAN I, YOU, YOUR FRIEND HAS GOTTEN PUSSY COMBINED!

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    OR DICK, WHATEVER.

     

    TOO DRUNK, THURSDAY, FRIDAY, GAYDAY, WHATEVERDAY, PASSING OUT. OVER. ½"

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