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i do that shit alot when i recieve text messages while im sleeping

well..dontchu know that most bitches that work at titty bars are down for anything?

i hate it when you FINALLY get that day off to sleep in, and someone HAS to fucking blow up your phone or come around banging on the door, waking you up from that "day off" sleep... for something completely retarded and TOTALLY not important.

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into the large gaping

all i could think of was "how NOT metal sucking your own dick is"

who hasnt done that before. manipulation is win. tpbm has a weird pet.

which resulted in a

hours later. anddddd...im STILL in bed. listening to traffic go by my house. drinking hot tea.

so i decided to

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Re: COMPLIMENT THE PERSON ABOVE YOU - no homo you are the part of a forum that keeps me busy while im bored. which makes you number one, in MY book.

make me feel so

this thread is now about russian kings.

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DAMNIT

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true. my chick roomate listens to that shit when shes mad at her douchebag boyfriend as loud as it will go while im trying to watch movies. not cool. do you listen to fiona apple too? tpbm has had their tonsils taken out

i hate it when i accidentally touch terra cotta. that shit freaks me out really bad. its too dry. i hate it when someone is looking for something that is RIGHT in front of them and they keep saying they cant find it when its RIGHT FUCKING THERE, when all they have to do is put some effort in and look harder! i.e.; "baby? wheres the beer bottle opener?" "right there in front of you, hon. on the counter." "um....whereee?" "RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOU ON THE COUNTER!" "okay. well... i just dont see it. " "GOD DAMNIT ITS RIGHT FUCKING THERE NEXT TO THE FUCKING SINK ON THE COUNTER! WHERE YOU PUT IT!" "ohhhh! here it is! tee hee hee!" FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

sick in bed. oontz. listening to my girl snore next to me and my dog go crazy in the next room. just at abunch of chinese food. hoping i'll get better, since my throat looks like something out of a bruce campbell movie. not win.

bonus. mink.

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