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jesusfetus

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  1. false. i've been skydiving, though. it's fucking sweet. tpbm has never been to the beach.
  2. Re: COMPLIMENT THE PERSON ABOVE YOU - no homo i'm not sure if that's a compliment or an insult, but you're so great, i'd accept either one.
  3. Re: COMPLIMENT THE PERSON ABOVE YOU - no homo you make old people wet. that's a hard task..
  4. false. stick stick stick. and yo that's crazy. tpbm has never had sex. at all.
  5. false. tpbm has taken a shit outside.
  6. got mine today. :p came out today.
  7. that's probably the sickest umbrella i've ever seen.
  8. jesusfetus

    Shoes?

    these just came out today. i just picked em' up too. Jordan 1 Retro 25th Anniversary
  9. does anyone else think it's stupid not to "believe" in sarcasm, because it's obviously really there?
  10. i still find it funny, i was sober when i saw it the first time, and i'm sober now. hell yeah. as for the hawk thing, that's fucking sick.
  11. true. tpbm thinks it's a bit ironic that the acronym for valentine's day is VD.
  12. does anyone else think the hot pocket steak and cheese paninis taste/smell like a fart?
  13. true. never having it again. tpbm lives in a shack.
  14. true. get a burger. tpbm doesn't have a valentine.
  15. true. just read it, actually. check it out if you want to laugh. tpbm lives in an apartment.
  16. Re: COMPLIMENT THE PERSON ABOVE YOU - no homo you ever seen bill and teds bogus journey? well, you could beat death at anything.
  17. Re: COMPLIMENT THE PERSON ABOVE YOU - no homo asthma, i saw you and your girls, and couldn't catch my breath. how do you do it?
  18. Re: COMPLIMENT THE PERSON ABOVE YOU - no homo augor aint got nothin on you!
  19. would anyone else pay to see a bear take a shit in a toilet, and wipe?
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