DabneyColemanOner

really old news man

Hot peppers on an open cut was one of the dumbest mistakes I ever made in the kitchen. Actually, that was 2nd dumbest. Fingering my girlfriend after cutting hot peppers was the #1 dumbest thing I've ever done after working in the kitchen.

Instead of jerking off to porn, just go on networking/dating sites and meet loose women who like the Dropkick Murphy's. They're usually down for drinking and showing off their lack of gag reflex.

i saw a guy at the dog park with one of these. They're actually pretty handy if you have a dog. It's also good if you want to keep your dog away from communal bowls, if you're paranoid of that.

I need to get on the Kandoo kick. I was using wet wipes for a minute, but the toilet ended up clogging too often, so I stopped.

How does a noob and full time lurker like myself get involved in this?