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Aikr

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  1. It's just another revolt against the oppressive government.

    It happend five years ago when the president (who now fled the country) was put into power.

    The people are tired of tyranny so they feel the need to step up.

    Commodities and oil prices continued to rise to the point where people were losing jobs and couldn't afford anything so they think this will help, but I doubt it.

    They'll probably be in the same position in another five years.

  2. Re: Fuck Papa Johns.

     

    I lost most of my hearing a few years ago, and I always have to deal with that.

    Trying to order pizza over the phone with that shit is awful the papa johns people are almost always rude to me.

     

    But anytime I go to a family owned pizza shop or something they're always super respectful.

    Fuck big chains.

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  3. That tard blog shit is fucking gold.

     

    #19: Joe's Pencil:

     

    Needless to say, that tard room I work in doesn't have a pencil sharpener. I have one that suction cups to my desk that I keep in a locked drawer. Whenever I need to sharpen a pencil, I take it out, clamp it down, and sharpen away. Today I got the sharpener out for Antonio's pencil. I figured while I have it out I might as well ask if any of the other tards need their pencils sharpened. I make this announcement, and Joe immediately wedges his head under his desk and starts crying.

     

    This doesn't surprise me. Joe usually acts this way whenever he has done something wrong. I walk over to him and ask him what the problem is.

     

     

     

    "Nothin'" he replies.

     

     

     

    I go back to my desk to begin sharpening tard pencils. Most of the tards come up, including Joe. One by one they hand me their pencils and I sharpen them. Joe steps up and hands me a magic marker.

     

    I manage to explain to Joe that it isn't a pencil, and you don't need to sharpen it. Joe insists that it is a pencil and that I have to sharpen it. I'm about to explain for a second time, when Joe grabs the marker and shoves it in the pencil sharpener. He starts cranking the poor thing like crazy and the marker begins bleeding all over the desk. By the time I pulled Joe away from the sharpener he had mauled the marker down to a one inch stub.

     

    I made Joe sit down and write an apology, with a pencil that I provided. In his apology Joe wrote about how he had lost his pencil and he thought I would be angry, so he brought up a marker. He wrote that he thought he could trick me, and he is sorry.

  4. i had this one roommate a few years ago who would wake up at 5am every morning, and make a point to wake me and my other roommate up. he would constantly nark us out for drinking and smoking, even called the cops on me once and gave them my digi. Of course there was no way to prove it was mine, so i didnt get in any trouble, but still, this dude was a jerkoff. So i was taking a shower one day, and decided it'd be a great idea to rub on out on his toothbrush, which i did. moral of this story is dont be a dick, you might end up brushin your teeth with some spooge.

     

    What the hell are you talking about?

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