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Went to Myrtle Beach for the 4th. Its tradition. Woke up and made an epic breakfast sandwich. Toasted rye, mozzarella, pepperoni, turkey, bacon, hummus spread. It was a beautiful day. So many assholes out at 9am. I was one of them. Water was primo. Commenced the drinking promptly at 10am. Sat on the beach drunk all day. Ran into a kid I went to high school with. He lives down there doing construction. He took us over to his place. Had to ride in the back to blend in with the locals. Riding in the cab with a seatbelt is a major faux pas in South Carolina. Smoked weed out of this contraption. Joe Camel holding down the Camel City. Went home and grilled dinner. Fire works started. I was sitting on Omaha Beach, May 7th 1945, just getting shelled. Proud Americans. So proud they showed their tits for America upon command. Consumed more. It was one of those days where I couldnt get anymore fucked up, I could only maintain my level. Ate myself.

Nice ATW. Close NRVI Jerxo

LTF

Close and the Des Jerx with the quad cab.

Shred coming correct. Sicr on point as usual.

I know enough to have basic convo in French and German. A little Spanish and I can understand Russian, but dont do well speaking it.

Sicr Fowl Woem Burst

goddamn

haha crimson spectre

I think its "The Twins" but Im probably wrong. Across the street from my aunties, tell her I say Hi.

Pyle Close.

MOMS freights, Brown and Aloha.

Truth. Just because its not up on the internet doesnt mean its not out there.

killin it

I wish I could have put those Earth loving faggots 6 feet inside of it.

Bump that Gufe. Obsoe and Aloha, NC heads on the move.

Went back to the block. These dudes did a Rage Against the Machine cover. They play every Monday at the bar down the street for open mic night. Bass player is a god. Since it was a bunch of lame ass old hippies, I felt I could have a smoke where I please. So I did. Shit shut down, so we migrated back to the stoop. Played Wii. Im pro at golf. Fuck bowling. Went to a party. Cops came, so I walked up the street to a Jenga game. Hit up JJs on the way home. Only place open that late. Got kicked out for filling my water cup up with soda. Then I fell asleep.

Skated to the store to get a slush. There was actually a block party going on. Ran into my homie and her dog. I fucking hate hippies. HATE. There were so many. I thought about blowing myself up for Allah. Since I didnt have a dirty bomb I got drunk. I havent found this beer in the States until then. I felt it was my duty to the Reich to drink as much of it as possible. Nine later I got the drunk munchies and skated back to the house to prepare a feast for the gods. Cajun corn. Bush's Baked. Burgers and potatoes. FEAST.

bump anyone doing the damn thing. bump pabst.

KOC e2e and that Isto Sicr Fowl

Obsoe and Aloha. Sicr and Fowl. Yors and NSM. Des.

The fuck you livin thats co-inhabited by copperheads? I only have camel crickets. Bump that Cyro.

You eat snakes? no homo

Sicr Fowl and big Tride. Plus Id creampie that bitch.

ill cosign. Nice freights from all parties and bump having the day off. Cooler of beer and im off to the pool.