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    Granted, we are on acid so we could be imagining things

    in Channel Zero

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    Stop projecting your childhood molestation stories on to others, it's bordering on illegal in several states

     

    Stop trying to hide your highly dysfunctional personality then, you're fooling nobody, we all know you cry yourself to sleep every night.

     

    Word. To hide his dysfunctional personality SwampFaggotOner makes up stories which usually go like this:

     

     

    So I was at this bar one night with my brother blowing lines and getting drunk. The most GORGEOUS chick ever wanted to have sex with me but I said no (no homo). Then me and my br0 got into a fight with like 10 guys and we kicked the shit out of them -stupid faggots. After that we went to a deli which a friend of mine owns so we got free food and drinks. Shit was DELICIOUSLY good. Then we picked up some horny bitches on the way home and had sex, coke and booze for two days straight.

     

    My life is awesome, I am awesome, everybody thinks I am awesome, I am just fucking awesome (no homo).

     

     

    End of story.

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    My best friend died...

    in Channel Zero

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    Reading the first post immediately made me think of the time this hipster lost his iPod a my local bar. First the kid tried to start a fight with like 10 different people, accusing them of taking his jacket. Now, usually I really hate these college frat faggots, but watching them scream, "YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING BIKE MESSENGER! WHY ARE YOU WEARING YOUR SISTER'S PANTS?! GO BACK TO WILLIAMSBURG" at this asshole was hilarious.

     

    Anyways, when that got calmed down he broke down crying to one of the bartenders, balling his eyes out and going "BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, MY IPOD WAS IN THAT COAT! WHY WON'T YOU LISTEN TO ME, I ALWAYS TIP YOU, OH MY GOD, MY IPOD, I ALWAYS TIP YOU, PLEASE HELP ME, MY IPODDDD ETC ETC".

     

    Then he started begging people to give him a ride home, one of my boy's tried to rob him but he had no money (LOL), so then we all left, and I guess he stayed until the cops got called, at which point he started jumping on the hood of the car, still crying about his iPod.

     

    He got arrested, and when he got let out the next day he came back to look for his iPod AGAIN. This time he was at least kind of normal about it, but the bartender from the night before was still pissed and convinced him he had skipped out on his tab, and made him pay it again.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

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    What to do when your 20?

    in Channel Zero

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    this thread sucks.

     

    Channel Zero has been sucking for ages now. Always the same attention seeking whores who think they must reply to every fucking thread on here. Bitches know who i'm talking about.

     

     

     

     

     

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    links of the day.

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    oh sorry.

     

    let me make it up to yall with tales of my personal life and idiotic life choices..sprinkled with internet clique inside jokes in a new thread every day for the next year.

     

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