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Magnum OPiss

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  1. I was a fucking maniac in high school. I got a grip of god damn stories. I'll give you a party story to start.

     

    Backstory, I was well connected and could get anything I wanted and i used my status to fuck whoever. So my ex dumps me and I'm a little heartbroken. I go onto a coke and molly fueled rage with a group of girls that were friends but all at different times in one day. So girl one comes over, we smash, she starts crying cause she just cheated on her boyfriend. Fuck it that's not my problem so I boot her out. Girl2 comes I'm even more inebriated and I get the camera out. Molly makes me puke all over her back she gets upset and bounces. Girl 3 comes and I caught my second wind I dont remember much of it until the morning when my sister walks in to check up on me. Theres empty bottles, coke mirror, a bunch of pills on the floor, I'm naked on the floor, girls naked in my bed, puke on the counter. My sister damn near had a heart attack. Get to school on monday these 3 bitches told each other. Guess some of them caught feelings and they stopped being friends. Even to this day they're no longer friends. 

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  2. To whom it may concern,

     

    Here's a shit story from the past.

     

    so i just started dating this girl, 3 months into it she takes me to her moms house but like on the ride over i got the bg's something fierce. 

    so we get in im trying to be all cordial and waiting a second so its not like i just walked in shook hand and spilled some volcano ass. her mom starts talking up a storm. im fucking sweating bullets. cold sweats. her mom finally shuts up and i bee line to the basement bathroom where im sure no ones around. i get in and i lock the door. but its coming..... i whip down my pants and before i make it to the toilet i shit all over her floor

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