crime stoppers
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brewery tour didnt happen, needed a group of 10 or more people for them to consider it.
andechs dopplebock dunkel was amazing, best german dopple ive ever had. easter beer was a massive let down. the rauchbier is an old favourite of mine, would love to find some more, i forget the town that created the stzyle but i want to go there.
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so, düsseldorf to hamburg.
hauptbahnhof
ICE trains are the shit. shame how ridiculously expensive they are.
how i does my travel, makes me pretty happy just knowing ill be somewhere new in a few hours. its a big deal if youre an aussie, we dont have that luxury.
i enjoy doing this, through trying to learn german my english is suffering. helps keep track of all the shit i do as well.
hamburg hbf, nice traino
en route to the hostel
fucking OZ man, dude has had more of an impact on hamburg than anyone else. his shit is literally everywhere. i can see two smileys from my computer, probably more.
gestapo looking cops, dudes strolling around in leather.
pretty picturesque city.
i didnt do too much in hamburg, i was trying to get ready for Poland, ended up getting sick. met 4 aussies in my room, pisses me off always seeing more of the same.
tonight im off on a night bus to Poland, its going to be bad, but this will be something like the 7th or 8th one ive done, kind of getting used to the shit.
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Re: THE AUSTRALIA IF THAT BITCH CAN'T SWIM, THEN SHE BOUND TO DRIZZOWN THREAD
i turned that shit off a few minutes after hearing his accent.
i am not a fan of how bad we, as a people, sound anymore. i thought it was endearing, now i think its the equivalent of being from Alabama.
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so, some flicks of shit.
these bunch are from Düsseldorf, if you havent been there or heard of it, you're missing out. one of the few cities i'd be happy to live in.
on our way to get some weed and other dutch things in Venlo.
self explanitory really
kind of amazing how open the yards at most european train stations are.
graff 'n' dance
seriously nice couch...in the coffee shop no less.
back in Düsseldorf:
long ass night, started snowig when i took this photo, in fucking april...
these kids are german, you should be able to pick where theyre from pretty easily
next morning, this dude was seriously junked out.
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just got back from st pauli, shame i cant afford to party right now, that place looks fucking wild man.
cheers dude, ill have some stories soon.
bonus--was walking back from my friends house, homeless dude asks for 80 cents, i say no so he breaks me off a chunk of hash...i give him one euro, cheeky cunt asks for another 20 cents haha.
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i have a jar of mustard in my bag, makes shit food decent and good food awesome.
carry plastic bags with you, come in handy for a million things.
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o really?
Again this aussie faggot is on my nuts, go figure.
Arent you too busy traveling the world to be shadowing me on a website?
Im sure you have some great heart felt useful advice brobro.
Just saying, the Police shit worked for me and got a Charge dropped for me.
What great advice for dealing with the law do you have oh noble one?
Ive had my car searched with my stash in the tank, and ive never been caught with it.
Womp womp
The stealing shit was basic Ill admit, but some dudes are straight retards about trying to loot.
Im sure you get in fights all the time, just saying pussy sometimes you get in situations where youre outnumbered or outgunned, talking like a psycho has gotten me out of a knick or two also.
and again, pussy, something you know zero about.
Its good shit, but Jail is for suckers(/nh)
brobro.
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did you like Maaastricht?
I thought it was great city my mate lived there for a while.
maastricht was one of the nicest cities ive been to in a long while, the women were out of this world. the city itself is pretty cool and the people are friendly as shit.
your mate had the right idea.
update; im in Hamburg right naow, its a monstrous city and every fucking building has been seriously well designed, these dudes love their architecture...and immigrants
if you know any thing about Hamburg's graffiti scene, you'll know of OZ--i thought he would be up a lot but i had no idea how bad the guy has crushed the city. all city doesnt even do him justice, he has shit absolutely everywhere, i can see one of his smiley faces from where im sitting. i got a flick of something he did on an overground train wall, its a fucking wild spot, and the dude's something like 60 years old.
got given a tent by some blitzed spanish dudes, going to start camping as soon as it warms up a bit, need to save money as i have 4 mates coming over in the next three months.
tomorrow im taking a bus to krakow, poland--should be pretty insane from everything ive heard.
and i got some german vagina on the weekend, german chicks have--for the most part--awesome titties, win.
flicks when i can.
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a pint of good IPA in a can...
fucking jelly
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-If you find yourself in cuffs or possibly facing some criminal charges as long as you havent been a dick yet lie your ass off and tell them you want to be a police officer and there is a decent chance they might work with you depending on the situation. Did this one time and didnt get let go but the cop made such a case for me in court I got dismissed.
-If you have a small amount of weed such as a half O or less when traveling put it in your gas tank, often cops wont think to check there in a search and its basically the only part of your car you could argue in court that the drugs arent yours since its publically accessible.
-When stealing in any situation always act calm and like you belong. Dont constantlely check around you as to not draw attention, usually a sly of the hand can deceive even a watchful eye. Also if you can help it buy something small AFTER you pocket whatever it is you wish to take. The old buy something for $2 but steal something expensive is a classic. Also if you set the detectors off if you bought something chances are theyll wave you through.
-Never underestimate the power of psychology. if you find yourself in a less than desirable situation alot of the time you really can talk your way out of it. If you find yourself in a hostile situation or outnumbered start actiung like youre a maniac and talk about ''how the last guy that fought me is probably still on a soup diet'' and youll be suprised how this could potential save you a black eye.
-Under age pussy is only safe outta state.
when giving advice in a thread about giving advice, give good advice so that the people that you're giving advice to dont think the advice your giving them is shithouse advice.
nahmeanbra?
p.s, that advice was fucking stoopid
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needs moar cope2 pointing at it.
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take shrooms, oneness is the closest thing to spirituality ive had.
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...these days
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insert 'not sure if serious' meme...
i know a dude that tried getting clean and used methadone for a while, he killed himself, pretty effective way to kick a habit.
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also nonsense for coming from 9gag.
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fuck you 12oz, piece of shit keeps redirecting me into a loop while im trying to post shit.
EDIT* sorry for the double post.
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meanwhile, im Holland...
kasteel, la trappe and grimbergen were also dirt cheap.
i got a few beers from a specialty german spot, right now dranking a dunkel dopplebock from andechs in bavaria...fucking excellent beer. there are also rauchbiers, ostern festivals (easter) and other assorted goodness.
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humble...
i would easily believe that with a name like that and green flash brewing it, that would be one hell of a beer.
going to a tour of Schlüssel Brauerei tomorrow. will have flicks anon.
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"a very talented rapper"
nonsense thread.
t-pain is the real shit, KRS-one told me so.
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So funny
Went to Zwolle with a couple Dutch friends I made in Rome
True they out lad shrooms?
out lawed? no, though they are making it seriously hard to buy weed as a traveller or if you dont live in the countries immediately bordering Holland. i didnt even get ID'd buying shrooms last week.
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you try typing on a french keyboard assholµ
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^Sense
ban this man!
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Re: THE AUSTRALIA IF THAT BITCH CAN'T SWIM, THEN SHE BOUND TO DRIZZOWN THREAD
west coast eagles, fuck you all, eat shit and die.
/havent seen an AFL game for 9 months.
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ill flick the place. beer thread needs to continue the trend above!
crime goes backpacking
in Channel Zero
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krakow is prettz hard to explain, it is simplz mindblowing.
super, super cheap, the girls are hot as shit, people are really friendly, the bars and clubs are all unique and are seriously fucking fun. went to club that was basically a network of underground arched cellars playing nice music. then went to a club that was a renovated set of apartments, it was awesome man they had VIPs within the VIP section and they left the side doors to both unlocked. i was told it the was the expensive club, cost 2.50 for a beer...a pint of fucking Zywiec (coincidentally, its almost impossible to pronounce properly)
this was all in old town, which is separated from the rest of krakow by a medieval wall with still standing castles and battlements...theres churches everywhere and parks, rivers and awesome old school architecture.
the hostel im in is sorta cheap, but goes over the fucking top with the free shit.
in all, get to Poland everyone i was talking about it with, it is the fucking shit.
pics soon.