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crime stoppers

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  1. i am impressed. i set off shitty roman candles in one of the hostels i was at and almost got kicked out...it also produced smoke, if that counts.

     

    i love how whenever people mention going to the dam, 20 dudes in the background jump in with some good stories. small world.

  2. Re: Travel Log - 2011 - USA

     

    You know when you're on the plane, or mass transit of some sort, and you see a girl who if you saw her on the internet or a situation with a large amount of people she would only be moderately okay looking.

     

    But in the context of that plane, or that subway train, she's pretty hot.

     

    I imagine that while you're driving down the freeway by yourself, and you see a girl, it's like that X infinity.

     

    cosign,

     

    my standards over the last 9 nine months have dropped so sharply, i will approach women that i would never consider back home.

  3. i fucking love abraxas, one of my favourite coffee shops. im kind of over amsterdam though, so expensive and so over-saturated with stoned tourists that you feel like theres no culture...and the locals i was lucky enough to know resented what was happening.

     

    when i need weed these days and i cant get it in town, i go to a new Dutch city to buy. it works out so well; see new, awesome cities, and get weed. so far ive done Maastricht and i got back from Venlo about an hour ago, i wouldnt recommend Venlo, its the hub for people buying and transporting across borders. the guys i was with got frisked and one stashed theirs in a bathroom bin, only to realise the opening was too narrow to retrieve his 3 grams... fucking stupid stoners man, thats why i didnt get high in Holland, because i am a fucking dumb stoner.

  4. i enjoy getting lost in a new city...a lot.

     

    i find the best shit totally by accident, with something

    like this people will have the spontaneity taken out of their

    lives. these would be very cool, but very distracting from living

    a normal life/ ifuckingwantone.

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  5. just got back from the park where myself, 2 french dudes and 2 german dudes sat smoking tumbleweeds and drank several shots of ouzo with a seniors gymnastic group that had staunch german livers.

     

    now cooking the wrolds nastiest pasta with some beeas in hand.

     

    frohe ostern cunts

  6. bolten was aight, füchschen is definitely where its at though, there are the better part of 100 alt biers and thqt beer is the best so far. mind you, ive only tried ,aybe 30 of them, the rest are a town only type deal.

     

    there are few beer experiences equal to sitting in an old--functional--german brewery, eqting a giant pork knuckle (schwinehaxen is cooler to say) drinking a shitload of cask aged beer and having a dude tally up your beers with pencil on a coaster...that shit is plain fucking enjoyable.

  7. been a while since ive updated--ive been busy doing fuck all--drinking, cooking, partying and staying for free at a french dudes house...also enjoying the benefits of being 1 hours train trip away from Holland...

     

    im still in Düsseldorf, its a fucking fun city and when you can get your daily cost of living under 10 euro, youre doing it right. did a weekend in Maastricht, one of the coolest cities ive ever been to. smoked a shitload of weed bought from a coffeeshop on a boat and took some strong truffles...Maastricht is a student town--a Dutch student town--the girls there were insane, easily the highest density of wifey material ive ever seen, and it was tanning weather...and we had an awesome park just next to our hostel filled with said hotties.

     

     

    some fancy archimatechture

     

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    this is probably the most enjoyable thing i do zhen staying in hostels and i have access to weed. the people here are all awesome, except for the people on the right. three aussies, one deaf fuckhead and a couple too pretentious to reference either one by anything other than "partner"

     

    the french dude at the back is a champion, he brought weed up from lyon and shouted anyone everynight until it was gone, im now crashing at his apartment...on the floor.

     

    we decided to go to Maastricht for more weed and french fries covered in zeird, delicious shit.

     

    ended up smoking so much zeed that i have fuck all photos of it;

     

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    some graff and dance

     

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    seriously good weather, and the womens wore summer dresses and skirts for the first time, with those long dtuch legs of theirs...

     

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    i love this sort of shit

     

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    a shithouse attempt at clubbing, way too stoned to give a shit. on the plus side i pissed on a church

     

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    back of the club district

     

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    a different french chick let us stay in her apartment after knowing us for all of 1 hour, excellent.

     

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    starting to get pretty good at cooking

     

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    french dudes are so gay

     

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    i resolved the problem with a huge dump.

     

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    sleeping on floorboards...beats paying for a hostel.

  8. 48 laws of power is a great book, I recommend it.

     

    currently reading this:

     

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    this is the first time I am reading a series, enjoyable.

     

    tyrion gets killed at the end of this book.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    spoiler alert****

  9. ch0 political convo turned personal attack people

     

    ohh emm gee, this has never happened before...

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    lol jks.

     

    kony 2012 is already dropping off, in a few days everyone will be on the next band-wagon. might as well be trend-setters and kick it off.

     

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    stop intellectual plagiarism! HITLER 2012!

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