jigsaw meets amanda bynds
read jigsaw in deep scary voice
amanda:(wakes up in a dark room)wh-wh-where m i
j.saw:(tv turns on)hello amanda ive bin wtching you for quite sometime now
and i would like to play a game
amanda:wh-what kind of game
j.saw:hopscotch(3 second pause) as you probly noticed there a large machine atached to your vagina and unless you find a key it will xspand permanently streching out your vagina surta like madona here let me show you(jigsaw show pics of maona's vagina)
amanda:what the fuck is that!!
j.saw: i know iknow its like its like stareing at a cave or something
amanda:more like the grand canyon(chuckels)
j.saw:ha ha ha....ya thats true but any way here are the rules you have 1 chance to play and there are now do overs or trying to blow me to get out of this and ill give you a hint the key is behined my eye do you under stand
amanda:i think so
j.saw theres no thinking to it you dumd bich ether you understand or you dont stupid ho(gos on from there mumbleing shit under his breath til she answers)
amanda:ok(yelling)ok i under stand now can we get on will this
j.saw:ok you dumb whore go
amanda:rite now
j.saw:yes rite now why would i say go if i didn't mean go
amanda: i just tho(she is stoped be a loud metal screeching noise she is the new madona jigsaw is heard in the back lafing)
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what does this have to do with markers you say absolutely nothing i was just watching saw and had to make fun of it i cant belive they made 3 of that moive i thot 2 was enuf