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public617

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  1. so i got a middle seat on a cheap ass flight to go visit some booty down in tampa at her school. Fat ass greasy motherfucker on one side skinny jeans fagboy on the other. the two hit it off as best friends as soon as i sit down. this obviously makes for a horrible flight. The gay dude was on his way to florida to start working on a new design for a mermaid tail and a mermaid convention. And the other guy supposedly owned some crazy restaraunt in vegas and was a food critic. The two start getting more and more flirty and eventually exchange numbers. This whole time im stuck in the middle wishing i snuck a gun past tsa to blow my brains out. Fucking mermaid loving chefs and shit all up in my business, fuckouttahear

  2. asian people are part alien. Theyve been dominating shit for thousands of years, but the real reason i think theyre E.T. spawn is because russian people look nothing like chinese people. Theyre right next to each other but wicked different looking.

     

    this isnt so much a theory but more of a make you think type deal. Think about all the people you see everyday who have no idea you ever looked at them, just casually minding their business oblivious to you. Now think about how many people see you everyday that you have no idea about.

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