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Cracksmoka

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  1. ^pressumebly something thats been snipped.... really do we have some circle on myspace or something? i just registered, i dont think i like it though...
  2. whats up with this myspace crap? do the bats have a cave thurr? why is it so slow on here tonight?
  3. a son walks up to his father... -dad, whats the difference between potential and actual? -well son heres what you do... go ask your mother your brother and your sister if they would fuck brad pitt for a million dollars... then come back... (the son walks away to ask the rest of his family his ?'s) -...well son what they say? - well pop, mom said she would do it, sis didnt even hesitate, she said of course she'd do it. And bobby had to think about it for a second but he said he would too... but i dont get how that answers my question... -well son, POTENTIALLY were sittin on $3 million dollars, but ACTUALLY were livin with 2 whores and a fagott......... this is a joke i posted in the offensive jokes thread, I thought it was funny anyway... somethin for yall to read... sorry to all our gay and bi bats no offense....
  4. So it WAS you!?! :burn: Quoted post [/b] before my horribly disfiguring accident yes, no it wasnt...? yes it was me... my girl took it so that is why it was on some feminine mannerism gay-looking shit... she was beig girlfriendlyish when she was takin it tryin to get me to smile and shit... and i was like "NO HOE! im gangsta! i dont smile fo no bitches!!! then she made a comment about merkin somebody and it got me all giddy and shit... im SO thorough... :nope:
  5. yea no prob bro... just dont let it get out of your site.....
  6. got it why... joe cool huh? :haha: it'll probably come your way during the upcoming week, ill give ya a heads up... i want hail up in that piece though aight? matter of fact i want to get all the bats up in my passaround book... who else will get down for the underground book session via usps, "free matter for the blind" old school 12oz stees..... :ballcap:
  7. :haha: :haha: :haha: i am SO glad you deleted my picture that day glik... thanks bro... im in the clear... i think...
  8. my girls ass looks like that... she likes girls too,... not implying anything of course :innocent: ...
  9. classic simpsons.. homer coaches football team: FLAAAAANDERSSS... FLAAAAANDERSSS... FLAAAAANDERSSS... :haha: :haha: :haha: why write you get the passaround book first, there will be 2 i will circulate, 1- i dont really care about that i will send to whoever, and one that will be sent to only my peoples or people i can confirm are a.good b.trustworthy... you will get the latter book... which i will be sending to you sometime next week if you wanna pm your vitals... or email me saviortge@priest.com any other bats want in just let me know... HOLLA!!!
  10. ME TOO!!! thats so wierd, i thought i was the only asshole who could actually pull a stupid stunt like that, alll theses old head brothas were like "here illl help yoou get it in, you gonna eat that?" i said uck yo nd let it go.... :haha: true story...ill send yooou some with the passaround bookk whywrite....itll be 2weekks thooughhh probly... and i was only kiddin about the midget porn, sheesh... :innocent:
  11. buy some midget porn goose. that always cheers me right up!!! ohh i bet you got the inside track to that asian midget porn huh?? thats a rarity over hyuhh...
  12. its slow in here tonight... compared to all that craziness the last couple of nights...
  13. the yoks and RESS... i love that little bear..... idont like kiss though... boooo... gene simmons..bboooooo............
  14. thats nothin yall, we got shopping carts full of paint out that fucking place... every now and then well just pull an all day tri state mission and ht up every michaels acmoore kmart home depot lowes.. everywhere, and just rack... kids always think im nuts cause i steadily have like 50 cans in my trunk.. no matter what.. i got milk crates stacked up in my closet ... i think i have a problem... BATLIFTERS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!!!
  15. ever since deto took over shit has been fucking bannanas..... i couldnt have done a better job myself........
  16. and i said i could care less... meaning i really could, you couldve said you saw yok giving twist head in the back of some 24hour chinese spot and i wouldnt care either way, id just laugh, i was just giving you some advice thats all bro, cause it really IS an easy way to get hated on...... but whatever, my bad if i offfended..
  17. gliks coming through in the clutch...... my nigga fo real....
  18. yo this thread is wyleing out tonight like a muthafucka....... :haha:
  19. if my manager assaults me again i wil be assaulting him.........
  20. you snoozed you loozed......... that last one is disturbingly awesome goose........
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