theo's momma robbed a convient store, got caught on tape, and when the police put that shit on the news, people started calling in talking about they saw that orangutan bitch at the zoo...
THEO'S MOMMA WENT ON DANCING WITH THE STARS WITH A WOODEN TATTOOED PEG LEG, REQUESTED THAT LIL WAYNE WOULD BE HER DANCE PARTNER, TALKIN ABOUT SHE WANTED TO WALK IT OUT WITH A NIGGA.
I JUST WITNESSED THEO'S MOMMA GETTING GANG BANGED ON THE 5 TRAIN BY 3 MEXICAN CIRCUS MIDGETS AND WHEN WE WENT THROUGH A TUNNEL, THAT BITCH SCREAMED "CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW" LIKE SHE WAS GONNA GET SPONSORED BY VERIZON.
as long as your sisters cool with you beating her friends guts, thats all that should matter.
i tried to smash a few of my sisters friends and she was mad at me.
talking about she didnt want them coming over to see me instead of her i guess
MERO'S MOMS WENT ON MONTEL TRYING TO FIND THAT NIGGAS DADDY, THEY BROUGHT OUT HALF OF BROOKLYN TO GET TESTED TRYING TO FIND A MATCH, IVE NEVER HEARD "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER" SO MUCH IN MY FUCKING LIFE...