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THANKYOU

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  1. theo grew up so poor, he would eat imaginary ham sammmiches for breakfast lunch and dinner, while his moms got cock for breakfast lunch and dinner...
  2. theo's dad wrote a 8 bar rap about how theo should have been aborted and tried to get on making the band 12
  3. theo's momma was the stunt devil for godzilla
  4. theo's momma robbed a convient store, got caught on tape, and when the police put that shit on the news, people started calling in talking about they saw that orangutan bitch at the zoo...
  5. theo's momma so broke she tried to be a back up dancer for K-fed, and watch his kids for extra dinero to spend on crack
  6. theo's momma so fucking ghetto, she steals lightbulbs out the street posts to feed this nigga
  7. theo's momma so fucking stupid, that bitch took a shit, and thought she had another nigga to claim on her income taxes...
  8. theo's momma so hood, she starred, produced, edited and sells her own porno tape for $5.99 on 8th ave
  9. i saw theo's momma wrestle a bitch at the dollar store for the last 30 pack of condoms
  10. theo's momma's ankles so ashy, when she rubs them together she looks like a ghetto firecracker
  11. theo's mommma stays in a petting zoo and chews on tires all day
  12. THEO'S MOMMA WENT ON DANCING WITH THE STARS WITH A WOODEN TATTOOED PEG LEG, REQUESTED THAT LIL WAYNE WOULD BE HER DANCE PARTNER, TALKIN ABOUT SHE WANTED TO WALK IT OUT WITH A NIGGA.
  13. I JUST WITNESSED THEO'S MOMMA GETTING GANG BANGED ON THE 5 TRAIN BY 3 MEXICAN CIRCUS MIDGETS AND WHEN WE WENT THROUGH A TUNNEL, THAT BITCH SCREAMED "CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW" LIKE SHE WAS GONNA GET SPONSORED BY VERIZON.
  14. THEO'S DAD....THEO'S DAD....THEO'S DAD....THAT NIGGA IS A SPERM DONOR CANISTER.
  15. THEO"S MOMS LANDED A JOB AT BURGER KING FLAME BROILING HAMBURGERS WITH HER HOTT ASS BREATH....
  16. Re: Whats up with New Jersey?! thats the lamest fucking look in the world. mad annoying.
  17. you took that pretty well gliks. proud of ya. haha. im drunk and its fucking 8pm, and i havent done shit all day. fuckola i need to get out this house
  18. FAILURE. INTERNET LOVE 3.0
  19. THEO'S MOMMA WILL TOSS SALAD FOR EIGHT FOOD STAMPS AND A BLOCK OF GOVERNMENT CHEESE.
  20. all good first cousin. PS- THEO'S MOMMA JUST CAME IN FIRST PLACE FOR KICKING ROCKS ON EPSN.
  21. as long as your sisters cool with you beating her friends guts, thats all that should matter. i tried to smash a few of my sisters friends and she was mad at me. talking about she didnt want them coming over to see me instead of her i guess
  22. THEO'S MOMMA DOES TRICKS FOR DOG BISCUITS.
  23. MERO'S MOMS WENT ON MONTEL TRYING TO FIND THAT NIGGAS DADDY, THEY BROUGHT OUT HALF OF BROOKLYN TO GET TESTED TRYING TO FIND A MATCH, IVE NEVER HEARD "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER" SO MUCH IN MY FUCKING LIFE...
  24. FINDING MERO'S DAD IS LIKE PLAYING WHERE'S WALDO, THAT NIGGA COULD BE ANYWHERE
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