Re: Dear ________, - no homo
Dear dudes sitting next to me playing chess,
Seriously? Its 1230 on a monday . Yer in a deli in downtown seattle playing chess. I mean, there's nothing wrong with chess..c'mon those, its 65 degrees out and yer 2 nerds are playing chess. Most likely on your lunch break from microsoft. Am I going over board or is this extremely lame. I don't have a problem with people living their lives how they want..but chess in a crowded downtown deli is fuckin lame..go outside. People could be sitting there doing normal shit like EATING!!! You pricks came here and bought a $1.59 soda then thought it would be cool to sit here for 3 hours and play chess. I guess I'm just too closed minded to see how this is in anyway "normal" behavior. Maybe I would nnot have been so quick to call them out if they bought a fuckin sandwich or something..or maybe I'm having a bad day at work so I decided in order to make myself feel better by picking out the first nerdy fucks I see and writing about them on the internet...fuck who's the dork now?
Mr. I have issues,
Francis Doesnotgetit