If I knew a little more about science, a little more
about biology, a little more about animals, and a
little more about insects my life would be completely
different.
(Imagine dream sequence from television now.)
My name would be Gerald Oxford Donnell, and I would
try my absolute hardest, with my whole heart and my
whole brain to get the eggs of female flies and the
sperm of male dragons to have tons of intercourse and
spawn off a real dragon fly. I'd show all the jerks of
the science, biology, animal, and insects communities
that I was king of the laboratory. They'd call me by
my initials, Gee Oh Dee. They'd say things like, "I'm
running to the starbucks, Gee Oh Dee how do you take
your coffee?" and I'd reply "Out your ASS-HOLE!"
While dragonfly would be the obvious name and my
favorite for it, I must respect that it has already
been taken. The next best name would be Dragon Fly,
but you must pronounce the space in it, Drangon Space
Fly. Which would be fitting because frankly it would
look like something from "OS" (outter-space).