Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread
so i found madlibs on the internet...i filled it out and this is the story i got:
Copernicus
Four hundred years ago people knew little about our
slutty universe. They thought that the earth was the
center of the entire pussy and that the sun and all of the
nipples revolved around it. But then a/an
chinese named Copernicus discovered the truth.
The earth revolves around the testicle
4,635 times a year.
Copernicus, whose last name was Huxtable, was born
in Warsaw, and he used one of the first fat
telescopes, which was invented by eastbaypowerhouse.
This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of
fried chicken stuck on each end of a/an pencil.
In 1600 an Italian janitor named Galileo
expanded Copernicus's ugly theories, but during the
Inquisition in Italy he was swiftly arrested. After
pissing for six months in jail, Galileo was
forced to run.