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26SidedCube

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  1. I'm here to talk about upbeat, enjoyable summertime music made by people who don't feel the need to prove how fucking 'enlightened' or 'clever' they are all the fucking time. Got it?

     

    Jedi Mind Tricks are fucking horrible. Get over it and stop gaying up my thread.

  2. I have really hazy memories of this dude handing out demo tapes at local shopping centers back in the early 90's. It's hard to believe the dufus with the 15" flattop is really the same guy that was banging Pamela Anderson and packing arenas a few years ago.

     

    He still calls into Drew and Mike on WRIF pretty regularly and he still seems like a pretty level-headed guy, rock-stardom aside.

  3. Fuck that. I want to teach a class on "How Not To Touch The Big Red Button". The course will consist of me putting hallucinogens in the water/food of students and locking them in jailcell-sized rooms with nothing but security cameras on the walls and podiums with big red buttons that read 'Do Not Touch This' in the center of each.

     

    The only way to pass is to stay in that room for the rest of your life. If you fail, you are instantly dropped through a trapdoor and eaten alive by angry cartoon barracudas with large bushy eyebrows.

  4. I've met a few famous people but it's always been gay small-talk and shit. Not really anything special. The time I (sorta) had ice-cream with Bill Laimbeer was cool, though.

     

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    I saw dude at the Cold Stone in midtown Manhattan a few years ago and mentioned this b.s. packing factory about 10 minutes outside of Detroit that he owned back in the mid-90's. I made some stupid joke about knowing him from his shipping career, and not what he did in basketball. Then I asked he'd mind autographing some basketball-shipping materials for my little cousins. He got a kick out of that and paid for my ice-cream.

     

    Dude was a monster back in the day.

  5. That thing eats 22 TIMES the calories that I would eat in a day.

     

    I wonder if there's a point where your body just stops gaining weight - like your veins and organs are so cluttered with carbs and calorie that it's physically impossible to convert any more food to body mass.

  6. But what traps the animal?

     

    In the case of a human animal like the shooter - his own distorted take on reality.

     

     

     

    I think we need to start reminding people that there's more than 3 ways to live a life. From a young age, kids in Western culture should provided with practical examples of how to live a life not bound to conventional success.

     

    Maybe then we'd start seeing fewer timebombs. Maybe not.

  7. YO MY NIGGA, THERES AN ENERGY DRINK CALLED "BAWLS"??? :lol: :lol: :lol:

     

    haha. Yeah, dude. I think you have to be liscensed to buy it though. The only problem is that you can only apply for a license in the Gayborhood between the months of March and May, while getting the word 'Cum Dumpster' tattooed across your skully in Old English by a big Lebanese dude named 'Mark'.

     

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  8. trane is the truth. he's destroyed more than one european city and has been putting in steady work for years now. respect due

     

    Isn't dude solo, too?

     

    I thought I remembered him saying he didn't join crews because no one could keep up with him (and meaning it), or something like that?

     

    I could be wrong, tho.

  9. THANK GOD SHE DIDNT PUT ANYTHING ON THOSE MAGICAL TITTIES OR I WOULDA BEEN SOUR.

     

    You mean ALMOST anything, right? Cause I could think of a few exceptions to that rule, you know, if I had to...

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

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  10. EXCEPT C RAYZ WALZ. QUOTE ME.

     

    Done.

     

    AND YO MY NIGGA IF YOU CATCH A SESSION TO SHORTY PICS I AM NOT MAD AT ALL CUZ I WOULD DO THE SAME ll, THE ONLY SHIT IS SHE GOT SOME UNFORTUNATE TATS IN PLACES THAT I FOUND OUT ABOUT ON THE LATE NIGHT TIP. OWWWW!! I WAS HUMPIN SHORTY, SINGIN SONGS SOUNDIN LIKE THE NIGGA FROM CAMEO.

     

    Unfortunate Tats? What, like a NOSM fillin on her brillo or something?

  11. A beverage called cocaine with "the legal alternative" written on it is not an accessory?

     

    No, it's a beverage. You even said so yourself, right here:

     

    A beverage

     

    See? Now chill. You're starting to seem really insecure.

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