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26SidedCube

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  1. yes im jaded i just spent two years i will never get back surrounded by new media jack asses who are "visual artists" but couldn't draw a fucking circle with a compass to guide them. all this crap is more about cool technology then it is about art and as soon as the technology gets 24 months old the work is outdated and crap.

     

    Somewhere in the world there's a guy playing the piano, or drums, and saying the same stuff about your keyboard. Or Alesis. Or MPC. Or turntable. Or Dr.Groove.

     

    The people who are impressed by 'cool interfaces' will come and go. The people who really give a fuck will push it until it evolves into something worthwhile.

     

    Simple as that.

  2. I don't have any weird body-part stories.

     

    Here's some of the stupid shit I've done/seen while on acid:

     

    Kidnapped a County Sheriff. Did drugs with her.

    Talked my way out of being apprehended by a mobile task-force.

    Driven through people's backyards for miles at a time.

    Hide under blanket. Throw steak-knives into ceiling fan.

    Made a blind 25-foot leap into pitch-black treetops because someone yelled 'cop'. Survived.

    Taken an 80's Honda to 120+ on the freeway.

    Put my foot through said Honda's sunroof (while doing 120+ on the freeway).

    Waterballoon-slingshot beer bottles into traffic.

    Walked around looking for fights - to intentionally lose.

    Broken into, and partied in, industrial-waste treatment facilities.

    Saw two of my friends get stabbed. Watched 30 people pummel dude who did the stabbing.

    Watched a drunk asshole drive his car through a house - while I was inside partying.

  3. Whaaaaaaa.

     

    Lock me in a room with that thing and two hits of alice in wonderland. I will have that shit figured out and short-circuiting in under 3 hours.

  4. I seriously hate it when people get all bent out of shape about their ex's getting with someone else. I'd feel like a tool if I did that shit, regardless of how 'special' our relationship was.

     

    That said:

    I hate it even more when people in a relationship can't talk about people they've been with in the past - for the sake of conversation - without getting all insecure and awkward.

     

    I've been dealing with this kind of garbage a lot lately. Shit is retardo corny.

  5. E40 HAS A BIRTHMARK ON HIS FOOT?

     

    GUCCI MANE IS A DEMOCRAT?

     

    ALL METAL BANDS ARE HOMOS?

     

    JIM JONES CREDITS MASE WITH TEACHING HIM HOW TO RAP?

     

    BIG PUN IS THE FIRST LATIN RAPPER TO BAFFLE YOUR SKULL?

     

    YOUR BEST MAN CAUGHT THE CLAP FROM A TRANNY?

     

    THE SPAGHETTI YOU ARE EATING HAS BEEN PISSED IN?

     

    DANA'S BEEN ACTING FISHY, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY RUMMAGE THROUGH HER SHIT?

     

    YO, LOOK BEHIND YOU!?

     

    SYKE!!!!

     

    FEEL LIKE A DUMBASS, AREN'T YA?

     

     

     

    I had to stop watching that shit, man.

  6. One time this rich kid gave my boy $400 for some drugs.

     

    I ended up punching my friend in the face 3 times, giving him a fat lip and bruised cheek, and telling the kid we got jumped.

     

    That was the easiest $200 I've ever made.

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