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Yeah ok, but getting woken up by a fire drill still isn't cool

Got woken up by a fire drill this mroning. Not cool. Not cool. I'll just say it again to show you how not cool it is : Not cool.

Hey bats. Sorry for last night's stupidity.

wut?

i'm in nyc london

hi its me live from new york city; ùsqdmsq

A bacon bagel is me cooking bacon, slitting the bagel's throat in half and putting baken on the poppy seed bagels. Add mayonnaise to that , and eat. Yes, i'm still around because people something is holding the pub excursion back. Fucking american people i hang out with, if this were an excursion to the mall so that we could buy vintage shirts and drink mikshakes at Wendy's, it would not be taking so long.

Eyeballs vs Pinup, the 2nd edition : bobbylezbou: yizzle Pacifier20: nah bobbylezbou: asl? Pacifier20: do u lyke 2 party? bobbylezbou: h1p h0p 4 lyf3 ? bobbylezbou: yah bobbylezbou: i r0ll in teh club Pacifier20: i luv dr0gz Pacifier20: best line ever Pacifier20: Life is just a big second guess, a broken staircase of mistook steps... bobbylezbou: yo bobbylezbou: thats hip hoop Pacifier20: oi bobbylezbou: put that ball in tha hoop, balla Pacifier20: hallo bobbylezbou: hallo bobbylezbou: wie gehts Pacifier20: wigger? bobbylezbou: :-P Pacifier20: :-! bobbylezbou: >:o Pacifier20: 8-) bobbylezbou: 8=====}~~~~ Pacifier20: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww bobbylezbou: LOLZ Pacifier20: ROFL bobbylezbou: ROFLMAO Pacifier20: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLZ bobbylezbou: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Pacifier20: lawl bobbylezbou: sillie Pacifier20: omg sorrie bobbylezbou: xXx0*sXeGuRl90210*0xXx Pacifier20: wow Pacifier20: ur crazieee Pacifier20: so seriously, what are you wearing? bobbylezbou: huh? Pacifier20: im really horny and i need you in me. bobbylezbou: oui!

Londonbat status : sober, but on the way to the pub. Anything can happen. Food in tummy : Bacon bagel followed by chinese fried rice. Thank god for asian flatmates and their friends who cook for you. Drink in hand : N/A

Hahahahaha i only noticed now that you mentioned it. PS : FUCKING BRING BACK THE OLD LAUGHING SMILEE !!!!

3:30 if one must be precise.

bobbylezbou: yeah bobbylezbou: like...like... bobbylezbou: the other day? bobbylezbou: i was at the store ? bobbylezbou: and there was this old bitch ? bobbylezbou: she was, like, you know, totally old ? kickasspogostick: so I was like 'look here bitch, I hook queer fish and hear near sticks' and did a headspin and then she totally just dropped the mic kickasspogostick: it was ill

Goodnight batlings.

Oh look i did a knightbats sketch because i'm bored. But not bored enough to finish that bitch. Bitch.

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midgets

It's my castle white trash hoe and if i want i put it in your asshooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooole.

Let's make a baby. A little one.

I hate the new signature possibilities that are gonna make this place look like a counter strike forum. Gliks, yours is ok, but with all the wack kids are gonna put their mad gr4ffz in their sig....... i could just punch fist fuck baby moles.

Hi. Londonbat status : sober. Food inside tummy : korean. Drink in hand : strawberry margarita.

My crotch is a bicycle.

Wooohhhurrrd.

Here's a the latest news from London : My neighbour is obsessed with peas. Don't joke about peas. Seriously. Don't.

Hey batses. I wanted to go fencing yesterday but arrived late. Eyeforaneye and 26, my plans for world domination will have to be postponed for a week. So after that, i just walked to some gallery next door which was about Asia and Africa medicinal art, and they had a reception. I grabbed some avocado munchies and some wine, walked around japanese parchmints showing the moxa (leaf oil acupunture as i understand) sensitive points on your crotch. Everyone was wearing suits, looking smart. I was in sweatpants and running shoes. KB, son !

London is all cold and dark today. This weather is getting to english for my liking.