DETO
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15 hours ago, Steel Schnauzer said:
Was supposed to go fishing in fox lake that didn’t happen I ate half a meatball sandwich, jerked off and knocked out now I’m back up looking for The sock was on my left foot.
PROPABLY FILLED WITH JIZZ?
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BACK TO THE ROCK PILE...
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MOM IS OUT OF TOWN FOR WORK, SO AFTER BREAKFAST THE KIDS AND I DECIDED TO TAKE A LITTLE QUICK TRIP TO SANTA FE. NICK WANTED PANDA EXPRESS SO WE ATE LUNCH THERE, THEN THE KIDS SAW AN “INSECT MUSEUM” SO WE WENT AND THEY GOT TO SEE BUGS, SNAKES, LIZARDS, TURTLES, FISH, ETC... THEY GOT TO HOLD AND PET SOME OF THEM NASTY ASS THINGS. THEN WE WENT TO THE MALL WHERE WE FOUND AN ARCADE WITH A NERF SHOOT OUT PLACE. THEY DID THAT FOR ABOUT AN HOUR, SHOPPED A LITTLE, THEN HEADED HOME WHILE BOTH KIDS WERE PASSED OUT. NOW THEYRE READING AND PLAYING IPAD WHILE I WATCH A LITTLE BIT OF SUMMER SLAM...
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MOM IS OUT OF TOWN FOR A FEW DAYS WITH WORK, SO THE KIDDOS AND I WENT TO BREAKFAST AND NOW WE’RE HEADING OUT OF TOWN FOR THE DAY...
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1 hour ago, Pistol said:
Oontzing and watching Puppy Dog Pals.
YOU MOTHER FUCKER... JUST READING THAT GOD THE STUPID THEME SOMG STUCK IN MY HEAD.
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BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS...
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MY 10 YEAR OLD HAS BEEN ASKING PERMISSION TO RIDE HIS BIKE TO AND FROM SCHOOL FOR A WHILE NOW, AND TODAY HE GOT TO DO JUST THAT. WHEN HE GOT TO A SCHOOL HE WAS SADDENED TO SEE THAT THERE WERE NO BIKE RACKS TO LOCK UP HIS BIKE... HE’S STARTING THE 5th GRADE AND WE LIVE ABOUT A MILE AWAY FROM THE SCHOOL.
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I HAVE A DOUBLE PREP ON TUESDAY MORNINGS, GOT MY LESSON PLANS DONE FOR THE DAY SO IMWATCHING GRAVITY FALLS ON HULU...
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WATCHING NEW JAPAN PRO WRESTLING ON MY LUNCH BREAK...
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#NOFILTER
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HANGING OUT AT THE PARK, LISTENING TO MUSIC WHILE WE WAIT FOR IT TO GET DARK ENOUGH FOR THE MOVIE ON THE GREEN TO START...
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FUCKING AROUND ON MY PHONE BECAUSE MY DAUGHTER HAS “NAILED IT” ON... AGAIN.
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WENT TO GET WINGS AND A SLICE FOR LUNCH AND THEY HAVE THE NEEVE TO TELL ME, “WE DON’T CARRY BLEU CHEESE, ONLY RANCH” SO I HAD TO GO ACROSS THE STREET TO THE GROCERY STORE, SMH...
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HEY, @the_goochWENT TO GET A BURGER ON SATURDAY AND SAW THIS FROM AFAR, SO I HAD TO CHECK IT OUT... IT’S BEEN THERE AT LEAST WHAT? 15 YEARS??? WISH I STILL HAD THE SHIRTS. #1st FOREVER! ^o^
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CAME TO EAT LUNCH WITH THE MRS’ AT WORK...
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WATCHED CHRISTOPHER ROBIN EARLIER TODAY...
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WOKE UP EARLY, TOOK THE KIDS TO THE RIVER TO GO FISHING, GOT A LITTLE READING DONE, WEN’T FOR A DRIVE UP THE MOUNTAIN TO GET LUNCH AT A LITTLE ROAD SIZE SPOT. I GOT THE BRISKET TACOS. HEADED HOME, RAN TO WORK FOR A MIN TO CHECK IF I RECEIVED A PACKAGE AND TO CHECK OF MY ROOM HAD BEEN CLEANED YET, SO I CAN START SETTING UP THIS WEEK AND NOW WE’RE AT THE MOVIES WAITING FOR “CHRISTOPHER ROBIN” TO START...
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On 7/30/2018 at 5:02 PM, Fist 666 said:
The fuck is a pampo?
In my experience, it seems the best way to win a weeks worth of props is to shit your pants or fuck a fat girl and tell the tale. I'm happily married so I guess I'll be donating some stained underoos to the trash in the near future.
IT’S WHAT MY DAUGHTER CALLS HER GRANDPA... SHE STARTED CALLING HIM THAT AT LIKE 8 MONTHS AND IT STUCK.
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CAME TO MAKE AN APPOINTMENT FOR SOME NEW INK... ALL MORNIN LINNY KEPT TELLING ME SHE WANTED A TATTOO TOO, SO MY BOY DREW A FLOWER ON HER ARM.
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I WANNA STRANGLE MY KIDS A LOT OF THE TIME, BUT I LOVE THEM MORE THAN ANYTHING... FUCK IM TIRED, BUT HERE I AM BROWSING 12oz.
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YESTERDAY THE FAMILY AND I WENT TO WATCH TEEN TITANS GO! TO THE MOVIES... IT WAS ACTUALLY A LOT FUNNIER THAN I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE AND ENJOYED IT A HELLUVA LOT MORE THAN I DID THE NEW JURASSIC WORLD MOVIE.
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IM OUTSIDE GRILLING STEAKS AND MY DAUGHTER RUNS OUT OF THE HOUSE STILL WEARING HER MASK AND HER BROTHER CHASING HER BEING A “MONSTER”... THIS WENT ON FOR ABOUT 10 MINUTES.
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WHATS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
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