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  1. Originally posted by SF1+Dec 22 2005, 09:16 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (SF1 - Dec 22 2005, 09:16 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Kr430n5_666@Dec 22 2005, 08:40 PM

    CONSTANTLY GLORIFYING THE UNATTAINABLE

    ENJOYMENT BASED ON SUPERFICIAL ATTRIBUTES

    CUT THE SHIT RETARDS

     

     

    Uhh,oh... the fat girls mad! :haha:

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    actually I think makros and kate moss have a very similar frame

     

    makros you are just as trendy as the fuckers who idolize kate moss

    get off your high horse

  2. Originally posted by shape1369+Dec 24 2005, 11:48 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (shape1369 - Dec 24 2005, 11:48 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>touche... i have just started getting into them, so im not entirely up on the history, aside from the musical direction...

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    buck fush also wins a cookie

     

    you suck, noob

     

    I stand by my sparta does not suck comment

  3. Originally posted by mr.yuck+Dec 24 2005, 09:50 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (mr.yuck - Dec 24 2005, 09:50 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-BURLAP@Dec 24 2005, 08:44 AM

    dude, voluptuous is good.

     

    true.

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    Double true.

     

    My homie lost his v-card to a HEFFER.

    And this girl was biiiiiiiiiiiiig

    But my friend was so proud of himself for finally smashin it (he was 21 when this happened)

  4. hey milton!

    I have the exact same problem as you do homie

    my ex wants me back in a bad way...

    but theres a new broad who wants me to lay some bricks

     

    you know what they say...

    nothing beats old pussy like new pussy...

    but thats pretty much all the new girl is. pussy.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    and milton, if you hook up your friend she's going to want

    the old relationship. you don't wanna bounce from a year plus relationship right back into a new one...

    so if you don't mind losing ol girl as a friend, smash.

  5. Originally posted by dobsilla+Dec 19 2005, 06:50 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (dobsilla - Dec 19 2005, 06:50 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-harvey wallbanger@Dec 19 2005, 05:04 AM

    Yeah, if you're gonna cut yourself, at least don't be a fucking pussy about it.

     

    http://modblog.bmezine.com/entries/200511281256.html

     

    i have my ankle to my knee done up my left leg. i need to get it all redone. a lot of it is healing over.

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    was it you that got that broad from the exorcist scarred onto you?

    I know someone from 12oz did

    repost that shit if it was you, I want to see how it turned out

    no offense, but the first pics you took of it, it was looking

    pretty hurt

  6. Originally posted by dowmagik@Dec 8 2005, 08:55 AM

    i work alone for the most part, but i have devised a rad way to make money off all the junkies that come in. all night long we have junkies come in that have been previously 86'd, usually for stealing shit. well i came up with the idea of pocketing their cash when they try to pay for their goods, and telling them that they can have it back when the cops arrive, since theyre trespassing. i never actually call them, i just pick up the phone and fuckers run. mad funny, and it ensures i can buy a couple brews when i get off work.

     

    I used to work in a convenience store.

    I had this other scam though...

    Lottery tickets are always scanned into a machine

    to see if they are winners or losers.

    So I'd scan peoples tickets and tell them they were losers

    and pocket their lottery winnings.

     

    It was only a couple dollars at a time but that shit

    added up over time. It's the same with

    impatient people in the morning who didn't want to wait

    in line to pay for their coffee, they just throw the dollar at

    you. Thanks for your donation!

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