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JohnnyHorton

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  1. Originally posted by Weapon X@Jan 3 2006, 07:20 AM

    I used to know this goth girl who I kinda liked. I was hoping to get to know her better as soon as she broke up with this dude I know.

     

    Anyway, one day, I open the Life section in the paper and see a big picture of her smoking a cigarette.

     

    It turns out that her job was riding around the province and getting sold cigarettes by stores. Then the stores would get heavily fined. She was a sixteen year old who looked older at the time. What a horrible person...

     

    I remember I took this one kid's job at a convenience store after he got fired for selling smokes to an underaged person working for the provincial gov't doing the same thing

  2. Originally posted by Dirty_habiT@Jan 1 2006, 04:44 PM

    and she didn't let me do it because I have a small wang or anything like that so settle down.

     

     

    you're the one that brought it up homie

    something you need to get off your chest ?

  3. Originally posted by MrChupacabra@Dec 31 2005, 06:25 AM

    YO, WHAT THE FUCK? WHY WOULD YOU QUOTE IT?

     

    :lol:

    using maggots to clean a wound is grimey

    but I heard the dutch are all about that by watching the ole discovery channel

  4. the end of the video is the best part

    after the basketball is out of the equation

    and that bitch is straight up FISTING his ass

    she's really givin er, it looks like she's churning butter or something

     

    [NO HOMO]

  5. Originally posted by Zack Morris+Dec 28 2005, 04:04 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Zack Morris - Dec 28 2005, 04:04 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-JohnnyHorton@Dec 27 2005, 04:50 PM

    I got into an accident dazzle

    on friday the 23rd

    I got some better pics with the digi I took those right after it happened with my phone

     

     

    what hit you?...that must have been a good one, like nascar and shit.

    [/b]

     

     

    head on a collision with a 2 ton flatdeck truck

    when I say head on I mean i was sliding sideways at it coming straight at me

  6. paying 5-7 bucks a pack is nothing

    in canada you pay 11 bucks a pack (at least where I live)

    I quit smoking 2 years ago

    too expensive, makes you feel like shit, and big tobacco

    is making a killing at your expense.

    smoke something worthwhile like weed, or crack, or dust. at least that will get you stoned\fucked up.

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