Re: Dear ________, - no homo
Dear Pug Poop,
I really hate having to pick you up from the ground.
You are mooshy and stinky and I wish I had the vapoorizer.
Dear Cali-G,
I kicked your ass in pool AGAIN last night.
Too bad your girl wasn't at the bar last night.
She was probably at home recovering from multiple gun shot wounds.
Dear FD,
Thank you so much for your homemade suhsi.
It was the bomb.
<3 S