Zack Morris

yes they do...why do you think hally wants to go wheatpaste tomorrow and was giving me the eyes....even though she has a pink panther tattoo and has puffy nipples.

the sooner charlize realizes she loves me and wants to spent the rest of her life...or until she gets ugly, with me the better

me neither considering I just got rid of the last one. I should do a big CHARLIZE THERON e2e

I almost ran through somet hat I thaught could be so I jogged another 30 feet and went through some tree branches...something wierd that happened was I think someone else was in there painting...the way I came out I had to walk up this little road that goes and the tracks that go into the yard and as I was coming out i saw a tall scrawny white boy with a backpack on go running on the other side of the street.

I read it and I wish people would offer me that amount of money for my car...Good deal. I got chased out of the fucking train yard tonght..god damnit...fuck a bunch of engines pulling in and me falling through a bunch of dead branches and bushes after my preferred escape route is blocked off

no picture of my balls and his mouth but there is a picture of my and disco chillin on his bed. When I finish this roll I will get them developed and scanned for you guys

i think I would have gotten laid if I didn't start puking

i also have a 12oz member to put up for nightowl nomination. Granted he is not a heavy poster but when he does post it is qulaity and stuff he is a partner in MANY a late night AIM conversations with your truly. This member is cornelius. I feel that he makes the cut to be the proud, the the nocturnal, the nightowls.

well its 7:00 AM in Louisville Ky and its time for Zack Morris to try and remember all that happened tonight. Ok so the original plan was to go a field party that my freind sean was throwing but needless to say that didn't happen. Instead we all decided to go hang out with our friend Hally at her apartment and get drunk. I was accompanied by my good friend Daver and another good friend that we will call Captain Morgan. We get over there and Kurt is spinning some records everyone is chilling out and I start getting to work on my first Cpt. and coke. I am feeling good blah blah...after a while I find myself out on the porch in the midst of a conversation about fucking girls in the ass and if we like big titties or little titties. After the conversation a crew of about 9 of us decide to walk over to a local park for some recreational drinking while accompanied by "disco" aka the worlds coolest dog.Here is a little background on Dicso. He is a 110 lbs rottweiler looking mean as fuck but I have NEVER met a more laid back cool as shit dog. This dog would let you punch him in the face and would still give you doggy kisses. So anyways we go to the park and there is this girl named nicole...She is a little on the thick side but I feel like getting my dick sucked so I am heavy macking it. We get to the park and chill out and throw joke smoke grits and drink tall boys of high life. Nick and Sean decide it will be a good idea to get naked and run throuah the fountain. Disco decides to run throught eh fountain too. I was happy to know I have a bigger dick than both of them (macho stance) Well we are hanging out and I am macking it to nicole fucking HARD and I am talking to her away from everyoneand I say "ya know I think I had a bit too much to drick, can you excuse me?" I proceed to walk about 30 feet away and let out anice amount of vomit. My friends start yelling at me calling party foul and trying to make me vomit more and I just laugh at them. I felt much better afterwards. A little later after I played fetch with disco Hally and Nicole decide to go pee in some bushes. They ended up peeing on 2 bums and waking them up and we proceed to engage in conversation while Nick runs around naked some more. The phrase of the night was then muttered. "Oh shit here come the cops, anyone seen my pants?" We all go and make a slight jog in the direction of Hallys house dropping a few tags on the way. We get back to hallys and I am starting to feel not so good again. I decide to sit down in front of the air conditioner. Disco's bed happened to be right there and I lay down. I felt bad for poor disco since I took his bed and he is giving me the sad eyes so I get up and I step away from his bed so he can have it. Dosco comes over to me and licks me on the face then walks over to the other side of the room and lays down. I took that as a sign that I can chill in his bed. I am chilling there for a little bit and Dave goes out to my car to get my camera because disco came over to lay next to me and he felt that was a kodak moment. Soon later I felt another gurgle in my stomach and I had to excuse myself to the bathroom to puke again along with taunts and shit talking from Sean and Nick. I talk shit back while puking and tell them eat a dick and the such and I go back out to chill on disco's bed somemore and cuttle with that dog like a vietnemese man wishing it was dinner. Hally then goes into the bathroom to puke and it was a BAD puke. when we left the poor girl was asleep with her head ont he toilet and when we tried to move her to a couch and started throwing elbows. Needless to say I think she is still asleep in her bathroom. Well one of the shit talkers (sean) fell asleep on Hally's couch. Here is why you DO NOT talk shit to me while I puke. There were 4 sober witnesses int he room to say that I stuck my nuts in his mouth and he licked his lips like they tasted good.....sucker. Well I let Dave drive my car back to his place where I am given a couch and a bucket to puke in. The bucket was used, the couch was used then the sun came up and I know find myself here telling people on the internet about my drunken adventures that I really don't remember that well....all in all it was a good night. The End

I wanted to share my 3000th post with my nightowl brothers.

no shit...I would have taken a 3 day bath...jsut the thaught of it makes me feel dirty.

also I went to the doctor the other day about my poison ivy because it kept getting worse..She gave me an ointment and said if it doesn't get better within a few days to call her because it means I probably have scabies....today I learned something....I DON'T HAVE SCABIES!!!!

i wanna go to hawaii too....You saying that made me think of the retarded guy on crank yankers when he wanted to go to hawaii. On a side note I saw the new saves the day video and it had me laughing my ass off....The guys fromt he band are in this club full of beautiful women and are trying to mack but are getting shut down and all the beautiful women are throwing themselves at muppets..its funny.

a monumentous thing has happened tonight...Zack Morris smoked a bowl tonight for the first time since october. xoxo, Zack Morris

you do know that now you can't go back to dialup right? Dialup will now be the slowest most idiotic thing ever in your life....or atleast it will be if your addicted to the internet

I was driving home tonight and I was wondering how you were doin. I was hoping you were doing alright and stuff. I'm glad to hear your alright. One of my friends offered up a place for you to sleep a few nights if i can't put you up here at my house so if you wanna sleep indoors I got you covered. Southern hospitality at its finest

We can do it. I might even start staying up late again to help out

that does sound fun. I was gonna try to get on at this detail shop where half of my day I would be driving lexus's, rx7's, BMW's, and Benzes to and from the lot. The guy that was gonna hook it up got fired though. He got a few tickets for reckless driving in cars that he was supposed to be taking care of

sounds like an awesome job. I have given up on trying to find a job. I always got the "yeah...well call you..." line. Oh well I am still gonna get paid to eat free food tomorrow. Last night I also found 7 milks crates FULL of books. I am taking them to this local bookstore that buys books from you. As long as I leave with atleast $20 I'll be happy.

^^oh yeah!!...well tomorrow I am getting payed $8 to taste test chicken for KFC

is that 4 AM MY time or yours?

i need to get back to nightowling...for no apperent reasons unless I am out with the rest of the "drunker than you crew" I have been going to bed around midnight and getting up at 10AM...what the fuck is wrong with me?

after last night I have decided to quit buying alcohol...I will just go crash parties with an empty 40 in my hand...steal a few beers out of the fridge and have free refill night....Last night was interesting...or what I remember was.

2 girls just invited me over to play strip pool...See you guys in the morning

posion ivy sucks..especially when it gets in your belly button...fuck poison ivy and the medicine i have to run on it makes me smell like cheap toothpaste. wonk slwothgin