Zack Morris

get yo freak on!!!

i have to go sell knives for a little while then I have a date tonight...woot woot.

sounds like my place...today I made $167 in about 4 hours...its a good job the thing is its just a pain in the ass when your starting out.

I been sleeping and working...my boss is mad at me becuase I'm not doing enough demo's...but anyways the knife bussiness is fun and so is the sitting on my ass and not doing a thing bussiness...you never appreciate your free time until something eats up a large chunk of it.

its 4am here in kentucky and I don't care if its 5 in the afternoon in hawaii all of the hawaiian nightowls are cool as shit and get massive amounts of thumbs up. Therefore they are nightowls.

I just got done eating a roast beef sandwich....I just wanted to say that...I also had mashed potatoes and gravy.

I miss the beach....while I was there I almost fucked a co worker until I decided there are more std's in her than in somalia. I also bombed the sand...at 2 AM I walked down the beach doing hollows in the wet sand. Also one of the managers from an office we have about an hour away was feeling it and me and hercuddled on the beach and talked about the stars. I miss the beach....DPC I'm coming over.

that girl had some piss flippers around the roast beef...I wasn't feelin her.

jobs are killing my nightowl credibility. Tomorrow evening I leave for myrtle beach south carolina but the shitty part is I have poison ivy so that means no swimming and that also means no showing off my tats....fuck....well I am going to bed soon...later owls

fuck it...I am tired of leaving the god damn house....Yesterday when my band played was well...I don't even want to talk about it but i got poison ivy...again...fuck yanking ivy off buildings so I can paint them...fuck leaving the house I am just going to become a hermit.

congrats to the wonka-nator I have to be at practice in an hour for my band and we are playing a show saturday.

haha...if your into working 12 hours a day 6-7 days a week its the job for you...thank god when it comes to jobs I am a workoholic. Today was really neat I went out to this really RICH families house...they had this house that I am guessing to be 4500 square feet, they had 5 cars for 2 people 3 of those were lexus's they had a VW jetta and a jeep...Just the wife was there because her husband was held over on a bussines trip in tennessee...I showed her our 2nd largest set with an $805 price tag and she asked me if we have anything bigger so I show her a $2100+ knife set and she said thats the set her and her husband would probably get when he gets back...I go to see them friday at noon. I also made a promise to the rest of my office that if we sell $25,000 in one week I will breathe fire in our parking lot atleast I'm not on 12oz for 8 hours a day anymore a week from tomorrow I leave for my "bussiness trip" to myrtle beach!!!! time for bed I have to be making phone calls at 8 tomorrow morning

Re: alien nightowl time for me is 318 I'm listening to big tymers still fly...sometimes I feel like my life is like that got every thang in my momma's name..........

and corneleus...I finally drank a red bull...THAT SHIT IS DISGUSTING!!!...I felt like I was drinking piss and lemon juice. My eyelids are still a little heavy. I can still taste that shit...it reminded me of those string candies things that have allt he sour stuff on them.

I used to have a mullet. During some downtime I had I stopped over at an ex's house and me and her hung out for a few hours and she wants to hang out some more tonight...She apologized alot for fucking me over and she still has strong feelings for me...I have the day off tomorrow I think I am going to try and stick it in her butt tonight.

tonight in mouse traps I have in my basement there were MOLES...I do not have mice inmy house...I have moles. Secondly I have been invited to a bussiness conference in Myrtle Beach all expenses paid and I am being put up in a 5 star hotle..they are just asking me to pay for my travel....ROCK ON!!!!!

I agree with willy and when...it forced me to go out and do stuff instead of wasting away here. I think I quit smoking also.

I was in the office today and I was kickin back while I had some downtime and I was working on a sketch and one of my co workers started talking to me about graff he's seen around town (I told him I just sketch...I feel its not worth the risk:lol: ) He was asking me if I know who it was the bombed the back of our building and I said I don't talk to other writers...yeah...turns out they have a small reward out on "some people" Also I had a date tonight....needless to say I didn't get any....I need to start cruising the mall in my work clothes to impress all the girls working thier shit jobs....muhahahaha!

I was talking to one of the guys that has worked there for about a year and he was telling me about guys that started there and after 5-6 years were making 6 figure salaries and he said if I my sales record gets really good and I get my comission percentages up I will be made when I get a weekly pay check without a comma...you feel like you didn't sell enough. I like my job

I am just a sales rep but I plan to be in management in 2 years

hey night owls...Zacker checking in...I amaking a killing in the knife selling bussiness...in the past 3 days I have become the 4th highest selling rep for the company in louisville. What saud us U accompolished that goal in 3 days and the people that beat me out had a week. So anyways since saturday I have made over $200 and put in maybe 10 hours of selling time....I probably won't be nightowling it as much anymore because I think I found a career. I did some matha nd if I start getting to where I am doing 30 appointments a week I can easily make $42,000 including my comission and bonus's...this job is cool....later owls

yeah sorry..I let junkie use my compuer earlier today and he forgot to log out....He is staying over at my friend Dave's house and after WORK tomorrow I am taking him out to hang out and meet some friends. Today was a good day to make up for a shitty night.

finding money is always great...finding xanax is even better

congrats fellow nightowl. on a side now, fuck the movie requiem for a dream...it has ruined my night. I feel like shit because I watched that fucking movie. It can eat a dick. this means its a great movie but I have decided I never want to watch it again because it made me feel like shit

its 5:37...good night